Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

Clean clothes suck

 

[staika]

I am not at work all day today. Someone shouldn't kill me now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not 21 tomorrow

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not watching cars go round and round.

Beer isn't helping.

 

[Hero of Lime]

I didn't get a haircut today.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

 

[Hero of Lime]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

I have a camera on me, just don't go to my profile and pretend I have shorter hair in my picture.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't get a haircut today.

I demand a self-ie!

I have a camera on me, just don't go to my profile and pretend I have shorter hair in my picture.

NEVER!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not 21 tomorrow

I didn't turn 21 about two weeks ago. I don't wish you happy birthday in advance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

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While you're busy joining groups, you shouldn't join this one...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Forum-Games-Group

Keep well away from it.

I hear everyone in that group has a horrible personality.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hear everyone in that group has a horrible personality.

I heard they eat babies.

It's also an extremely busy group, and certainly doesn't need new members.

I heard they ritually kill a members and have covered up it up since the groups inception.

Also there will be no new members on my watch!

 

[Hero of Lime]

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While you're busy joining groups, you shouldn't join this one...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Forum-Games-Group

Keep well away from it.

I hear everyone in that group has a horrible personality.

Good thing I didn't just join it, I never post in forum games.

 

[Rooster893]

I won't be getting a haircut soon.

I didn't flake out on a friend, and I feel very good about this, since he has decided to not air his frustrations on Facebook.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I shouldn't shower. Personal hygiene is low priority for me afterall.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

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While you're busy joining groups, you shouldn't join this one...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Forum-Games-Group

Keep well away from it.

HEY

The only one allowed to plug good groups in my thread is me!

You can plug bad ones like this though. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Dreamer-Society]

 

[Evil Smurf]

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While you're busy joining groups, you shouldn't join this one...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Forum-Games-Group

Keep well away from it.

HEY

The only one allowed to plug good groups in my thread is me!

You can plug bad ones like this though. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Dreamer-Society]

Hey, I may as well http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.372649-Evil-Smurfs-great-discusion-thread-formely-last-one-to-post-wins-D?page=145#20275384

I'm 21! I've gotten so much cool stuff!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

That's a group...

 

[Evil Smurf]

SNIP

That's a group...

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, I WON'T POST WHAT I WANT TO!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

That's a group...

IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY, I WON'T POST WHAT I WANT TO!

He don't honor Birthdays here.

[sub][sub]Inside voices Smurf. Don't want to wake up Dr. Susse. He's on the floor somewhere in here.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

[sub][sub]Inside voices Smurf. Don't want to wake up Dr. Susse. He's on the floor somewhere in here.[/sub][/sub]

*Pokes Dr. Susse*

Wake Uuuup