Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

My teeth aren't fucking killing me and cutting up my gums.
I'm not too terrified to go to the dentist.

It won't be fine to go to the dentist.

Something about the Brits having bad teeth

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I post a lot.

I play Pokemon enough.

I drink tea more than coffee nowadays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I play too much Pokemon because I'm getting X and Y.

I'm surrounded by nobody playing X and Y.

This rocks.

[sub][sub]I'm going to stay at home and not go out to get fish now.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching Pirates of the Carribean 4

 

[Headsprouter]

I watch enough movies.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hate being sober so much, breathing freely, not wanting to grow up. It is all hateful.

I'm going to drink Canadian Club again now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The Eastern breed of German Sheppard are known for their weak eye sight leading them to walk into more walls.

This has led to them being called the short-nosed Sheppard or the Dummkopf.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not going to start playing To The Moon soon.

 

[Rooster893]

I won't be ungrounded soon!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I won't be ungrounded soon!

I've been grounded before.

 

[Fijiman]

I am the invisible man.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm not going to start playing To The Moon soon.

Don't tell us your opinion.

I remembered that the game game exists but I hear it sucked massively.

Free Bird games makes very poor games.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Don't tell us your opinion.

I remembered that the game game exists but I hear it sucked massively.

Free Bird games makes very poor games.

I didn't like To The Moon.

I loved the way it toyed with my emotions.

I wouldn't recommend it to everyone.

I hated the soundtrack.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Don't tell us your opinion.

I remembered that the game game exists but I hear it sucked massively.

Free Bird games makes very poor games.

I didn't like To The Moon.

I loved the way it toyed with my emotions.

I wouldn't recommend it to everyone.

I hated the soundtrack.

Not good enough. I demand more information!

[small][sub]Thank you![/sub][/small]

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want a job.

 

[Rooster893]

I am happy about my English grade losing 11 points. My English teacher is being reasonable.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was shit in English.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not super excited about the Umbreon hoodie I ordered.

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't order something Pokemon related either...

 

[Barbas]

I'm at sea on a mission from God.