Blatant Lies

[Living_Brain]

I can breathe underwater forever! My special mind powers... do.... things.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really should keep procrastinating.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It is easy to do.

 

[Barbas]

I can breathe through beer.

 

[Padwolf]

I have lots of things to do.

 

[Brownie80]

Call of Duty is the most refreshing series ever!

 

[Padwolf]

You know what's less refreshing? Fifa games

 

[Brownie80]

FIFA? That series about badminton and made by TellTale Games?

 

[Barbas]

I bent it like Beckham once. Broke my feet.

 

[Brownie80]

You can't break your feet, since they are made of gelatinous material.

 

[Evil Smurf]

But you can drink them.

 

[Padwolf]

I bet it would taste delicious

 

[Brownie80]

I found a recipe on Youtube once on how to bake them into cupcakes. Let me see if I can find it...

 

[FPLOON]

YouTube has given me a large sum of money to never talk bad about it ever again...

 

[Living_Brain]

Youtube has made me a large sum of money...

 

[Barbas]

I cooked my hat and ate it. Now I'm bored.

 

[Brownie80]

I feel like I could fly through a steel barrier.

 

[FPLOON]

I feel like I could fly through my sleep!

 

[Brownie80]

I feel I can sleep through my fly.

 

[Padwolf]

I feel like I don't need to sleep at all.