Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

All your mamas are a bunch of stupid bitches.

 

[FPLOON]

All your mamas are a bunch of stupid bitches.

I could not say the same for all your dadas...

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not working today.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

I'm not leaving, now. It was a long day, and it went by slowly. This makes me sad.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not working today.

Neither am I. Glorious, isn't it?

I'm not leaving, now. It was a long day, and it went by slowly. This makes me sad.

I hate my co-workers. I guess I'm kind of unlucky in that respect. They're pretty abrasive people.

 

[Headsprouter]

I hate my co-workers. I guess I'm kind of unlucky in that respect. They're pretty abrasive people.

I haven't seen you say this before in the group. That sounds crappy. The people you wouldn't call my co-workers always share a shift with each other.

I've been home for ages, now. It wasn't a 45 minute walk back in which I stopped to grab lunch.

 

[Barbas]

I haven't seen you say this before in the group. That sounds crappy. The people you wouldn't call my co-workers always share a shift with each other.

I've been home for ages, now. It wasn't a 45 minute walk back in which I stopped to grab lunch.

I don't like stopping on the way home to grab lunches - there just isn't some strange charm to it. No bonus points if it's an informal eatery owned by someone who knows your name!

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't like stopping on the way home to grab lunches - there just isn't some strange charm to it. No bonus points if it's an informal eatery owned by someone who knows your name!

I didn't eat at a chain restaurant, I'm far too cultured for that.

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a man.

 

[FPLOON]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a man.

I've never had that same thought process before...

 

[Barbas]

For many years, I have closely studied the lives of snails. I believe I am close to a breakthrough that will change everything.

 

[Headsprouter]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

 

[Barbas]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I know the feeling.

 

[Headsprouter]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I know the feeling.

It's not something that only really happens when working with relatives. Things are a lot more formal, you see, and it's likely that people will be shy about asking more of you.

Sad ending, though. I didn't leave at 4, like I expected.

 

[FPLOON]

I was FROZEN today!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm ice ice baby

 

[Fijiman]

Today is not the same as yesterday but later in the day. I know when I will quit, so I'm not worried i'll be here absurdly long.

I do not call shenanigans on you avatar.

 

[Headsprouter]

I do not call shenanigans on you avatar.

I did not consider that you might call shenanigans.

I may or may not change it back, you will see. From this angle it is not even harder to distinguish what it is.

 

[Barbas]

I can see everything that's happening on this page.