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Barbas said:
Ain't no star captain got time to read briefings and memos and shit.
What are you? An Escapist user?

Reading keeps your values from dying!
 

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Barbas said:
What?! I thought this site was about beer.
This has everything to do with ethnics in beer journalism! What part of that do you drunkenly understand?
 

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FPLOON said:
This has everything to do with ethnics in beer journalism! What part of that do you drunkenly understand?
So this is about chicken pate and Cheetos? Totally understood!
 

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Barbas said:
FPLOON said:
This has everything to do with ethnics in beer journalism! What part of that do you drunkenly understand?
So this is about chicken pate and Cheetos? Totally understood!
Exactly! *facepalms your face*
 

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Fun Fact: Micheal Bay could have directed the romantic spy thriller Knight and Day, but chose not to on account of a lack of penis-related jokes that he could sink his teeth into in the final script...
 

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The first Fantasic Four movie (and it's sequel) didn't make me laugh at all...