Blatant Lies

[FPLOON]

I can ride my bike with handlebars... Take that, Doug!

 

[Barbas]

I just loooove prolonged infantry battles!

 

[Evil Smurf]

This thread is my personal blog. Anyone coming in here new, I have a confession. All these usernames are just me. I actually am 40% of the Escapist population.

My best avatar is this one.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am considered a deity in remote parts of Paris.

 

[dalek sec]

The Great Old Ones have returned!

 

[FPLOON]

A Knight's Tale's music is historically accurate...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Forum Gamers never turn into moderators. XD

 

[FPLOON]

Forum Gamers never turn into moderators. XD

Because mods are born on trees! *dun dun duuun*

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hear that the mods have a quota

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

Per second what? Second breakfast?

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

Per second what? Second breakfast?

Not without that Third Breakfast attitude, it's not!

 

[Dalek Caan]

I'm not waiting for the sun to pass so the light is over my TV.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

I thought they dealt in souls, not bans.

 

[FPLOON]

I hear that the mods have a quota

It's probably one ban per minute... or was it per second?

I thought they dealt in souls, not bans.

That's only if they didn't delve in the blood to become mods of the blood...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not hungry.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm not ready for Summer...

 

[Fijiman]

My pants are on fire.

 

[FPLOON]

My pants are on fire.

My roof is on fire, metaphorically speaking...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not eating right now.