Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

I can't believe it's not Bologna.

 

[Fijiman]

There's a snake in my boot.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I love my job.

 

[Barbas]

Jennifer Aniston lives on my street.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My head is full of dreams that are reality.

 

[Barbas]

That new Battlefront looked great.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am made of butter.

 

[Headsprouter]

I love Pokemon saying their names.

 

[Fijiman]

My pants are made of tornadoes.

 

[Barbas]

I love incest.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

After undertaking the pilgrimage you have to the fit square pegs in round holes.

 

[Barbas]

I'd rather spend a year in the Raven's Cry universe.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your clothes are red.

 

[Barbas]

Argonians are sooper ghey.

 

[Barbas]

I want to have and raise their slippy, slidey egg-babies.

 

[Barbas]

Watching the protagonist murder dozens of children was so emotional.

Dense as it was, I felt that there could have been so much more going on in each frame.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Argonian females having mammaries makes perfect sense. Because of course reptiles have boobs.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

I'm having a great year!

 

[Barbas]

Cyrodiil does not call to me still.

 

[Barbas]

Gotta go fast.