Blessed with Suck

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I was sorting and alphabetizing my dvd collection when I came across Blade, and it got me to thinking about the movie. In it a half human half vampire hunts vampires, strengths of vampires without the weaknesses. It got me thinking;

What if he were born with the weaknesses of vampires instead of their strengths?

Blessed with Suck indeed; 2 seconds outdoors and he incinerates or the first time he tries Italian cuisine and his head explodes from the garlic.

So, are there any other heroes or villains out there who dodged a bullet? Be funny.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Anyone who has radiation based powers. Or became mutated, or hybridised.

Yeah, not much fun that.

 

[Thaluikhain]

What if the spider that bit Spider-man, mutated him with so much Spider DNA, that he actually started laying Spider eggs? Now that would suck.

It'd also mean he'd turned into Spider-Woman.

[small]Personally, though, if a teenage boy started growing female sexual organs, I'm sure they'd find some way to console themself[/small]

 

[Wondermint13]

Invisible Woman..

Instead of turning herself invisible she only turns the clothes she is wearing invisible.. Hellz Yeh!
So it's more of an invisible reaction on contact rather than on herself.

 

[Trogdor1138]

Invisible Woman..

Instead of turning herself invisible she only turns the clothes she is wearing invisible.. Hellz Yeh!
So it's more of an invisible reaction on contact rather than on herself.

I'd read that comic.

 

[Thaluikhain]

What if the spider that bit Spider-man, mutated him with so much Spider DNA, that he actually started laying Spider eggs? Now that would suck.

It'd also mean he'd turned into Spider-Woman.

[small]Personally, though, if a teenage boy started growing female sexual organs, I'm sure they'd find some way to console themself[/small]

I thought Spiders didn't have a gender though? and they all reproduced?

Nah, they have males and females. The females are often much bigger than the males, though.

 

[2718]

The females are often much bigger than the males, though.

They also EAT the males during mating.

I'm thinking the Hulk: Bruce Banner turns into a green retard (without super physique) when he gets angry.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I suspect Hawkgirl would be less popular if after she rescued a kitten from a tree then swooped down to snatch it out of the hands of a little girl, and then proceeded to eat it.