Blocking a mind reader with a song/image

[A random person]

lots and lots of mathematical crap so the psychic thinks I'm boring

But what if the psychic realizes the beauty of mathematics? You'd be screwed then, wouldn't you?

But I'd probably play some catchy anime themes and think sexual thoughts in my mind. The former stays in my head anyways, and the latter we all (and I mean all. Don't even try to deny it) already do thanks to being human.

Or I could just think my regular thought processes. They're so random and incoherent the psychic would think I'm an idiot and leave.

 

[Segadroid]

Gimme a gun and I'll show him what's on my mind >

 

[GruntOwner]

The childbirth scene from Feeddy Got Fingered... That or just the intro to Bat Out Of Hell over and over and over and over... Or I'd mentally recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail in it's entirety.

 

[The Shade]

ever seen tokyo gore police?if so,then you know what I would use...the police-mans giant "gun".It's only fair I get some non-disturbing use outta it

And I'm never getting that outta my mind...

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A brick wall, which the psychic(s) must deconstruct brick-by-brick to gain access to my mind. And when they finally do, they realize there's a bomb that's gonna blow up the barn they're all hanging out in!!! Bwaaaaah!!!
(Village of the Damned FTW)

 

[TaborMallory]

Goatsee. If you really want to know what it is, search for its definition on Urban Dictionary or something.

Goatsee and Tub girl, lets see him get through that lol

I saw a picture where Tubgirl's (noun withheld) was photoshopped into a face. It made my sandwich taste funny.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd

 

[historybuff]

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes."


Or, I would mentally scream, "TURN LEFT!" The entire time. Maybe it would get into his subconscious and he'd start moving left and it would piss him off.

 

[Triple G]

As I think in degenerated ways, the mind reader who tries to find something in my head will just get lost in the chaos.

 

[somekindarobot]

Telepathic rickroll, anyone?

 

[Jark212]

Party boy theme song from jackass.

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

I'm currently immune to Psychic's due to the massive ball of rage I've been saving for a rainy day. After that fails, I read about a guys dream on another forum that's one hell of a mental image that should deter any would be mind-readers.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I would make an image of me banging their mother. That should distract them.

 

[The_Prophet]

Hypothetically:

There is a psychic trying to pry into your mind to get valuable information or to control you, your only defense to block this person from your mind is to fill your mind with something distracting or disturbing. Maybe you fill your thoughts with an extremely catchy song to distract the psychic or think of a disgusting scenario or something horrible to make the psychic avoid prying further.

So, what image/song/whatever would you fill your mind with to keep a mind reader from gaining access to your mind?

Pazaak comes to mind.

 

[XJ-0461]

I'd imagine my brain and thoughts inside a locked safe guarded by Terminators and T-rex's with machineguns for arms. That should keep them out.

 

[CJ1145]

Never gonna give you up...

Lol at Mind-reading Rickroll.

Mine would be Brian Griffin right up in the camera (mind-reader's face?) and barking very loudly and frighteningly.

 

[Sethzard]

I would fight back mentally, it would probably leave them a gibbering wreck but, that's there fault for trying to get into my head

 

[grimsprice]

i'm gunna have to go with the telepathic rick rollers on this one.

 

[El Poncho]

Never gonna give you up...

Awesome that mind reader just got rick rolled. S/he will be so pissed off s/he won't go back.

I would think of someone scratching a black board

 

[Erja_Perttu]

The childbirth scene from Feeddy Got Fingered... That or just the intro to Bat Out Of Hell over and over and over and over... Or I'd mentally recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail in it's entirety.

I totally agree with the bat outta hell intro. that'll throw em off! It's so freakin' catchy!
eiother that or the song S-Conscious by Malice Mizer. Take that whacked out wierdness brain snitch! Kya!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Naturally, I would sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" over and over again, just like they taught me to do....What? Who? No one.