Blocking a mind reader with a song/image

[AbuFace]

I would play this video in my mind

Spoiler: Caution: WTF ahead

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[sarahvait]

The Pain series. You can NEVER erase that horror from your brain. Ever.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I would picture them being violently raped my rabid monkeys.

 

[HT_Black]

The Llama song. If you want to know more (and you don't), search AlbinoBlacksheep.com.

 

[cobra_ky]

Boners.

and thank you for creating a thread to which i can legitimately reply: "Boners." i'm living a dream today.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

I would convince the psychic that I... was a furrie. No man would ever dare to venture into the mind of a furrie.

 

[Azraellod]

i have a really messed up mind. my memory is bizarrely inconsistent, and i have a few other mental issues that i wont go in to.

i wish him good luck.

 

[Agent Larkin]

one of the following:

Darkness with me saying in my best evil accent "Welcome to my web said the spider to the fly" before I unleash my mind in all its insanity.

The entire Wheel of Time series through the medium of interpretive dance.

"Sorry the mind you are trying to rape is not here right now. Please leave a message after the tone"

Me seating in a chair in my imaginary clothes (don't ask) saying "Do you know what a Xantos Gambit is? Good. In this case I am Xantos and you have just made my Gambit complete".

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Hypothetically:

There is a psychic trying to pry into your mind to get valuable information or to control you, your only defense to block this person from your mind is to fill your mind with something distracting or disturbing. Maybe you fill your thoughts with an extremely catchy song to distract the psychic or think of a disgusting scenario or something horrible to make the psychic avoid prying further.

So, what image/song/whatever would you fill your mind with to keep a mind reader from gaining access to your mind?

Pazaak comes to mind.

That freaking card game, oh how you took my time.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Old reliable here. And I coded it into BASIC, for extra retro cred.

10 "This is the song that never ends,"
20 "It just goes on and on, my friends"
30 "Somebody started singing it, I don't know who it was"
40 "And I guess we'll keep on singing it forever just because"
50 GOTO 10

Though I gotta give a salute to the psychic Rickroll.