Blow it out your ear!

[Jetcity]

While at college, everyone (25-30) in the house was drinking copious amounts of red Powerade, which led to a house full of green shits (or shitters as it may be).

 

[Blimey]

Okay first...why the fuck do we need to know this?

Second...why the fuck would we want to know this? ANY OF THIS.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I have had green shit. Don't ask why or how, I just had. It's a long time ago when I was a wee little lad, but I still remember the green thing in my toilet.

Maybe I ate large quantities of vegetables that day.

Spoiler: Maybe you had some of this?

It'll do that to you.

 

[pritamsingh98]

I had a friend who would do party tricks with his dogtag chain. He'd shove one end up one nostril and out his mouth, and then up his other nostril and back out, and then hook the ends together and run the chain through his sinuses. Which always freaked everyone out.

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I farted for a minute-minute and a half without anything else coming out. Happened when i was sick a few weeks ago. My Roomies had to quarantine the bathroom for an hour, though. >.>

 

[Quassimodo]

I have very prominent veins in my hands, and one of them is sitting right on top of a tendon in my left hand - by twitching my fingers in a certain way I can make that vein wriggle like a worm under my skin.

Always a hit at parties!

hey! that's something i can do aswell. but on both my hands but the right one has a bigger vein which is more animated when i move my fingers

 

[similar.squirrel]

I have had green shit. Don't ask why or how, I just had. It's a long time ago when I was a wee little lad, but I still remember the green thing in my toilet.

Maybe I ate large quantities of vegetables that day.

Spinach, most probably. I was told that I'd conjured up one of those specimens in my nascent years too.

 

[wizzerd229]

Today, I sneezed, explosively. Mere nanoseconds before the cacophony of complex biological signals and responses culminated in the sneeze, I made the conscious decision to direct the full force of the sneeze through my nostrils, an ill-conceived effort to clear out a bit of stuffyness.

The sneeze went through both nostrils, to be sure, but I also blew a significant portion of it through my LEFT EAR.

I mean, I knew it was connected and everything, but I'd never experienced anything like that before. And now my ear is sore, one nostril is plugged, and the other one has a wind tunnel effect so that when i inhale it feels like someone has used a leafblower to send sand into the front of my brain. With every breath.

So what I want to ask you, is what bizarre human tricks have you experienced-- especially the often painful or gross things that you never thought possible until it happened to you.

you might have a hole in your eardrum, you should get that checked out

 

[Wilfy]

I had an ear infection where I perforated my ear drum and all the infected fluid poured out. I just thought it was ear ache until my friend pointed out that yellow gunk was coming out my ear.

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

sometimes I sneeze through my mouth.

It's weird as hell, it's like Reptile's finisher in Mortal Kombat II

 

[Spitfire175]

Any of you ever had an infected open wound on side of your foot and you've had to walk 30 miles in two days? Well, I've had that. I bandaged it up before I put my shoes on and sort of forgot about it, I had more painful injuries elswhere. So when I removed the bandage 48 hours later, the wound was blackening and some wonderfully fragranced yellow-green goo was dripping out of it. I didn't walk for a week and the man in the white coat in the hospital called me an idiot and cut off a piece of my foot.

 

[Xeros]

I threw up once, to find a clearly visible spider in the pile. I never thought that story was true until then. I suppose we do swallow spiders in our sleep...