Bond Handgun

[Omegatronacles]

A consealed bazooka would suffice!

A Chainsaw...

And when your suggestions combine they become...

OT: Rather than a gun I would rather carry 2 or 3 of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballistic_knife

 

[Bobic]

The mothereffer known as the Smith & Wesson Model 500 or the ass-masher, as dubbed by yours truly.

Spoiler: Kuchinawa212, prepare to meet your maker.

Sir, I'd like to engage in sexual intercourse with that weapon.

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With this you'd be prepared for anything.

Is that...A brass knuckles/revolver/trench spike?

OP:Hmm...Something reliable, stealthy, and modern.

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The exact opposite of what I said. It's a Confederate revolver from the American Civil War with an undermounted shotgun. Because, fuck stealth, I've got a revolver that's also a shotgun. *****.

Why yes, yes it is. I thought it had everything, but this shotgun attachment seems like a much needed accessory.

 

[Bacca0815]

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Why thankyou kind sir.
I'd like to ask - what is the P99 like to fire? To date, I've only ever used airguns shaped like the P99, or airsoft 'replicas' which are considerably lighter than the real thing, and I've always wondered what it is like. Does it weigh much?

I can understand why they updated the P99 - such as the mount-groove things (if it was a NATO standard rifle, they'd be weaver/picitanny/RIS - but what are they on a handgun? RIS?) so the users can add extras as and when the please (although the MKI could already mount the Walther laser-dot, and a suppressor/silencer)
I just think they make the newer versions look awful. Especially the compact version. The origional had those wonderful sleak lines and curves in places.

I really love the P99. It's a blast to shoot (no pun intended).
The trigger is a little bit on the stiff side, but once You get used to it it's a fairly accurate gun.
I also can't understand why they "updated" this wonderful gun. The new one is merely a run of the mill gun whereas the old one is a real beauty and a fairly reliable piece of armament.
And don't get me started on the compact ones...

off topic:
My english may be sloppy sometimes, sorry for that.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Mk. 23 SOCOM, with suppressor.

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That looks more like and H&K USP 45. tactical.

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Nope, the picture TheGreenManalishi posted is indeed a Mk. 23 SOCOM. The SOCOM is longer then the USP, as well as having a differently shaped magazine, differently shaped sights, and a differently shaped safety switch (just to name a few of the differences).

 

[Sovvolf]

Mk. 23 SOCOM, with suppressor.

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That looks more like and H&K USP 45. tactical.

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Nope, the picture TheGreenManalishi posted is indeed a Mk. 23 SOCOM. The SOCOM is longer then the USP, as well as having a differently shaped magazine, differently shaped sights, and a differently shaped safety switch (just to name a few of the differences).

Extremely similar guns, possibly due being from the same manufacturers, Heckler and Koch. The SOCOM looks much lighter then the USP.

 

[Prince Regent]

I think I would go with dr Horrible's freeze ray.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

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Run in fear.
That, or one of these in each hand:

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