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Quantom Quak

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Well, the off topic description does include drink recipes, so here are a few of my own super geeky drinks.
Bonk! Atomic Punch
Ingredients
4 Cans of Redbull energy drink
2 Bottles of Red and Blue warheads drops
2 Packets of cherry or watermelon poprocks
2 Packets of fruit punch or blue raspberry poprocks
4 Bottles 5 hour energy (optional)

Instructions
1. In a a large bowl, mix 2 cans of redbull with the red warheads drops.
2. Repeat 1 with the remaining cans and blue warheads drops.
3. Add the respective color of poprocks to each mixture.
4. Stir. Keep stirring until you go stir crazy.
5. Superchill the mixture using dry ice or saltwater.
6. Serve and hope you don't explode.
Crit-A-Cola
Ingredients
2 Cans redbull cola or similar sugary drink.
2 Bottles grape soda
Some cola flavored gummies or jellybeans

Instructions
1. Freeze the cola candy.
2. Mix the two drinks together
3. OPTIONAL: Boil the mixture. I have found this tastes better.
4. Mix the frozen candies in and stir.
5. Serve and kill the BLU team.
Whitaker Cola

Ingredients
6 Pack of Coca Cola or RC Cola
2 Packs Cola Bottlecaps (candy)
1 Pack Rootbeer powder

Instructions
1. Grind the bottlecaps into a powder.
2. Mix the powder with the rootbeer powder.
3. Stir into the cola.
4. Shake well. Chilling is optional.
5. ALSO OPTIONAL: Add some xylatol or vitamin c. Makes it fizzy and cold.
6. Serve and outrun the zombie horde.

Oh, and I'm also trying to figure out a good recipe for Über Charge. It needs to be shiny somehow. I've already tried liquid mercury, and it's not working out to well. Any suggestions? Also, if you have your own drinks, leave them here. Feel free to add ingredients or improve on my design.
 

HentMas

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...it doesn't even have alcohol, whats the point of mixing varying degrees of sugar??

although, now that i think about it, mixing varying degrees of alcohol to make cocktails is basically the same thing...


I LOVE DR. PEPPER
 

SilentCom

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Bonk! sounds like something that would kill you from sugar overdose...

Also, I'm pretty sure someone is going to post the powerthirst drink video here for the lols. (they probably will now that I've stated this ^_^)
 

cp2u

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Those are some crazy recipes. I feel like i'm getting diabetes just reading about them.

As far as my own recipes, I find that mixing vanilla coke and dr. pepper turns out pretty good.
 

funguy2121

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SirBryghtside said:
funguy2121 said:
OP is going to die if he keeps drinking this stuff.
We're all going to die, so why not have fun doing it? ^.^
I'd rather OD drinking gin than put myself into a sugar coma. Sugar coma not fun. Sugar coma bad.
 

Holyeskimo

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I'm slightly concerned that you have to hope not to explode, so how many people where lost in the making of the Bonk!?
 

Quantom Quak

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kingcold32 said:
I'm slightly concerned that you have to hope not to explode, so how many people where lost in the making of the Bonk!?
The count's not too high. Someone I know lost all feeling in his legs for about an hour, though.
 

Revnak_v1legacy

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SilentCom said:
Bonk! sounds like something that would kill you from sugar overdose...

Also, I'm pretty sure someone is going to post the powerthirst drink video here for the lols. (they probably will now that I've stated this ^_^)
Do I seriously have to do everything around here? Really people, show some initiative. Seriously, the Orcs don't look like they're planning on compromising.
As for your drinks, I do not like excessive amounts of sugar. I refuse to ingest such toxins.
 

Reginald

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I did not read this thread. Here are some of my favourite drink recipes.

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions:
1. Drink

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions:
1. Drink

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions
1. Drink

Ingredients:
Any amount of Whisky.

Instructions:
1. Pour whisky into a jar.
2. Drink

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions:
1. Drink

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions:
1. Drink

Ingredients:
1 Glass of Whisky

Instructions:
1. Drink

Ingredients:
1 glass of Whisky.

Instructions:
1. Drink.

Ingredients:
1 Bottle of Turpentine

Instructions:
1. Do not drink.
 

Muspelheim

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Metro 2033.

Ingredients: Vodka. The older the better, preferably homebrewn and with a dash of cologne.

Instructions:
1. Stirr in some dust.
2. Crush some dried mushrooms and stirr them in as well.
3. Drink.
4. Think of what a beautiful world it was you destroyed...
 

Jonluw

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My favourite alcoholic drink recipe:

Fill a tumbler with ice.
Pour a good whiskey or bourbon over it while listening to the sound of the ice cracking.
Enjoy.
 

Andy Shandy

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TopazFusion said:
Marc Gonzalez-Martin said:
Tis true I lost feeling in both of my legs.
What a strange thread to necro.

I wonder what you were searching for when you found this.

Also, kudos for making it an exact year between posts, BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!!
I was about to chastise you by going "What the hell you on about a year? It's only been 2 days" but then I saw the 2011.

But anyway, for geeky drink recipes (mainly gaming, but there are TV/Film ones) you should go to The Drunken Moogle [http://www.thedrunkenmoogle.com/]. Loads of recipes to browse through.
 

Colour Scientist

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I could actually feel my teeth melting when I was reading that. I've never been huge into soft drinks.
 

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SirBryghtside said:
funguy2121 said:
OP is going to die if he keeps drinking this stuff.
We're all going to die, so why not have fun doing it? ^.^
That's the reasoning behind beer after all!

*chugs a can*