BOO!

[Kahuna-Kurt]

What is the last thing last genuinly scared you pissless.

Someone hid a cut-out with the same name as my profile in my shower and pulled the curtain over him(btw he's roughly 6'8").

 

[Arntor]

For me it was my first time experiencing sleep paralysis which was a few weeks ago.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting. That was a little over a year ago.

 

[vede]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting.

When I learned that people can actually shit bricks.

Now I'm really going to avoid stressful situations like that... that sounds painful.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting. That was a little over a year ago.

You're not alone in that one, I've been through that, it's REALLY nerve wracking.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting.

When I learned that people can actually shit bricks.

Now I'm really going to avoid stressful situations like that... that sounds painful.

Let me tell you. It took some time for my ass to recover.

 

[Danny Ocean]

This has [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.68773#639851] been [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.69992#676905] done. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.52663#365067]
But I think this one is a bit different, being the last scary thing to happen to you.
So I'll say when my dog came into my room in the middle of a bad dream and woke me up. Scared me so much I punched him.

Also,

Let me tell you. It took some time for my ass to recover.

Ew.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting. That was a little over a year ago.

You're not alone in that one, I've been through that, it's REALLY nerve wracking.

Goddamn it, if its that awful to behold, then maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with someone if you don't care about them enough.

Dude, chillax. Just because I'm not prepared to be a suprise Daddy for having a little fun does not mean I don't care for the person I am with. But when I'm wearing a rubber and I still get that news, I'm going to be both suprised and pretty scared. I was 17, for goodness sakes. What do you think I should be like:

"Mike... I'm late for my period..."

"SWEET! We're gonna call it Mike Part 2!"

 

[Ares Tyr]

Shortly after having sex with an ex-girlfriend of mine, she was nearly two weeks late for her period.

I was literally shitting bricks for days on end before getting the greatest phone call in my life "It started".

Thats probably the only time in my life I was happy to learn a girl was menstrauting. That was a little over a year ago.

You're not alone in that one, I've been through that, it's REALLY nerve wracking.

Goddamn it, if its that awful to behold, then maybe you shouldn't be sleeping with someone if you don't care about them enough.

Dude, chillax. Just because I'm not prepared to be a suprise Daddy for having a little fun does not mean I don't care for the person I am with. But when I'm wearing a rubber and I still get that news, I'm going to be both suprised and pretty scared. I was 17, for goodness sakes. What do you think I should be like:

"Mike... I'm late for my period..."

"SWEET! We're gonna call it Mike Part 2!"

I think you shouldn't be having sex if you're not prepared to deal with the consequences.

Or I could wear a rubber (which I did) and have my lady use birth control like two sexually mature individuals would.

I'm legally an adult now, anyways. And while I'm not holding a steady job at this moment, I'm about to leave for basic training in about a month, and I can easily switch to active duty if I chose to, and therefore, would be capable of supporting a child if I absolutely had too.

Also I just really like having sex. Abstinence is for losers.

 

[meatloaf231]

I think you shouldn't be having sex if you're not prepared to deal with the consequences.

A lesson a good deal of people have yet to learn.

 

[shatnershaman]

Or I could wear a rubber and have my lady use birth control like two sexually mature individuals would. Abstinence is for losers.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A6XjetL_GL4&feature=related

 

[Fire Daemon]

Thats enough about Ares Tyr's sex life for one day.

Oddly enough, I've been in plenty of scary situations (usually involving knives) but the only one I can think of is when I thought I lost my Gameboy. I loved that little guy and I couldn't dare think of what life without him would be like.

That's really sad.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Sorry, I forgot that in our Puritan society, recreational sex is for the witches and sodomites.

And shatnershaman, Team America rules. It made me the patriot I am today.

Thats enough about Ares Tyr's sex life for one day.

Dude, it's the hot topic of the day. Pretty soon there's going to be a tabloid magazine dedicated to Escapist members. I'm like Jennifer Aniston pretty much.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Sorry, I forgot that in our Puritan society, recreational sex is for the witches and sodomites.

And shatnershaman, Team America rules. It made me the patriot I am today.

Thats enough about Ares Tyr's sex life for one day.

Dude, it's the hot topic of the day. Pretty soon there's going to be a tabloid magazine dedicated to Escapist members. I'm like Jennifer Aniston pretty much.

In that you were dumped in a heartbeat for someone much hotter than you and don't clean yourself well?

Are we talking about the same Jennifer Anniston?

 

[Ares Tyr]

Sorry, I forgot that in our Puritan society, recreational sex is for the witches and sodomites.

And shatnershaman, Team America rules. It made me the patriot I am today.

Thats enough about Ares Tyr's sex life for one day.

Dude, it's the hot topic of the day. Pretty soon there's going to be a tabloid magazine dedicated to Escapist members. I'm like Jennifer Aniston pretty much.

In that you were dumped in a heartbeat for someone much hotter than you and don't clean yourself well?

Are we talking about the same Jennifer Anniston?

She was the one who played Rachel on Friends, wasn't she?

Yeah. She's also the Earthly manifestation of Aphrodite.

 

[shatnershaman]

This is more off topic than a thread with Indigo_Dingo and Shatershaman in it. Oh wait...

 

[Finbark]

For me it was my first time experiencing sleep paralysis which was a few weeks ago.

Sorry for the quote of the second post but...
I f*cking hate sleep paralysis. I get it all the time. Sometimes I'm afraid to go back to sleep because of it. So anyways, my brother scares the shit out of me a lot. I'm sure there's something scarier I just can't think of it.

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Completely slipped a disk in my jaw. Huge crunching pop and then GAHHH!! Couldn't open it, couldn't close it, was in excruciating pain and was panicked that I'd just be stuck like that or have to go to the hospital. That was yesterday, but the way. Two chiropractor visits later and I'm having my first solid food in about 36 hours. Two days before that, I fell over on my motorcycle, which might have been the cause of the jaw thing.

 

[hem dazon 90]

Sorry, I forgot that in our Puritan society, recreational sex is for the witches and sodomites.

And shatnershaman, Team America rules. It made me the patriot I am today.

Thats enough about Ares Tyr's sex life for one day.

Dude, it's the hot topic of the day. Pretty soon there's going to be a tabloid magazine dedicated to Escapist members. I'm like Jennifer Aniston pretty much.

''this just in hem dazon 90 has been spotted underage drinking hes irish tho so maybe it ist that bad''