Boston Police Promise to Report Zombie Attacks

[scotth266]

Whoo hoo! The police will look out for us in case of zombie swarm!

Honestly, I want to hear my local police's standard on zombie notification.

 

[samsonguy920]

Considering the novelty of a zombie swarm where I am in the Rocky Northwest, I think I'd definitely hear of it soon enough.

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

Nah. Just poking fun at the place. I've got family up there.

They do take their local sports teams a biiiiit too seriously, though...

Oh and their Metal Bands. You can't make fun of Boston without making fun of Metal Bands.

 

[XJ-0461]

Yay for the Boston police! Protecting Boston residents from Zombies everyday.

 

[dalek sec]

Now that is just frakkin' awesome, I don't need to say anything else.

 

[Enigma Syndrome]

Finally a police force with a true care for their people.

 

[Mearno]

First swine flu scares, and now this? Come on, seriously...

I swear I saw a report with a link between "Swine Flu" and "Zombification"

 

[Beefcakes]

So... no one is surprised at the fact that an officer of the law Twitters while on the job?
Or the fact that people are biting each other?
No?
Okay, just wondering...

 

[Booze Zombie]

You know, it doesn't hurt to alert people should zombies ever happen to come around (however improbable).

 

[quiet_samurai]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

And all the normal people will move out...

There are normal people in Boston?

I assume so, I've never been there. Why? Is it a renowned geek-city?

No, SEATTLE is a renowned geek city.

What? No, its renowned for rain, strong coffee, and music. I would know. Try Silicon Valley.


Anyways I don't think we would need Boston PD to let us know if zombies attacked... it would be obvious. But kudos to them for effort.

 

[Agertor]

Lies! They will lie and scheme if it is a government created zombie, they work for it. And why risk panic even if it isn't, it has to be some sort of protester, or rioter attacking police, not only to not have panic but to make the government look good! Who will protect you when they come through your door? Not them, they are around the government buildings, if not with the army in parts of the world to fight, you will be alone, screaming. No one will help you but you! Protect yourselves! (This post brought to you by R.A.Z. [Racist Against Zombies])

 

[Simon Hadow]

Yep... we are all going to freekin' be obliderated by zombies, but at least the brave men and wimian of law enforcement in at least one city are prepared to pretect us. I wonder what police issue anti-zombie chainsaws are like?

 

[Bobobble]

Now every Zombie geek is going to move out to Boston to feel safe.

I know I am.

Same hereAlthough even though it's protected it sounds like it should sprout from boston:0

 

[Sevre]

Finally people recognise the undead as a real threat.

 

[chronobreak]

I'll just say "you're welcome" to the rest of the world in advance, here, guys.

 

[Trivun]

There isn't a huge underground lab complex underneath Boston with a mansion on the outskirts, is there? Or is that too obvious?

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Seattle IS known as a nerd city, it has a very large population of well... Freaks, who migrate there.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Wow...madness has just reached a level I cannot even name at this moment in time.

*Adds new level to madness-chart.*