Boys will be boys.

[perfectimo]

This idea for this came to me while reading over this thread. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.74595

I would like people to tell all those stories about you doing things that you know were wrong but did it for the fun of it. Like doing things that are seen aren't seen as "wise" or "smart".

An example would be the time me and my friends were given lockers in a stairwell at school. In the stairwell the maintenance people would put the old tables and doors and so on. Some of the doors contained glass and we liked breaking stuff. Naturally we decided to break the legs off some tables and smash up all the doors.

Another example is when my mum left me and my older brother, by 1 year, at home when we were about 8 - 10. There was some petrol still left in the jerrycan for the mower and we decided to burn some. I should mention we lived in Queensland at the time and it was summer. Well to cut a long story short, my brother lit the whole jerrycan on fire and then we he freaked out he decided to kick it causing quite a big trail of fire to follow it. We put it out but when mum got home we were in trouble.

I will keep adding more posts to this list about other things when I can be bothered. So I would like to hear everyone's stories.

Stories can be by both boys and girls. Don't let the name put you off.

EDIT: Removed a section so that people would not write about their anti-social habits. The title pretty much sets the mood for what types of stories you should write about.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Yes, yes, come my fellow Escapists, regale us with tales of anti-social behaviour!

 

[perfectimo]

Yes, yes, come my fellow Escapists, regale us with tales of anti-social behaviour!

Not necessarily anti-social, just little (or big) things that you have done for fun that weren't "smart" or "wise".

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Yes, yes, come my fellow Escapists, regale us with tales of anti-social behaviour!

Not necessarily anti-social, just little (or big) things that you have done for fun that weren't "smart" or "wise".

That's not what your opening post says.

 

[perfectimo]

Yes, yes, come my fellow Escapists, regale us with tales of anti-social behaviour!

Not necessarily anti-social, just little (or big) things that you have done for fun that weren't "smart" or "wise".

That's not what your opening post says.

I see where this is going. Is it possible that if I modify the original post this won't be locked?

 

[asamoah19]

Someone abandoned a car in a field out the back of my mates farm, my mates and I decided it would be amazing fun to blow it up... We tried for quite a while making stupid little bombs etc etc and managed to blow out a couple windows. One night we decided enough was enough and wanted to see the mother burn, so we covered it in petrol and set it on fire. Was the best thing my 11 year old eyes had seen at that time, till the blue flashing lights came and we had to scarper.

Watching my mates tape up a load of fireworks and place them in a bin full of dog muck was rather amusing, glad I had the good sense to stay well back, they stank for days.


Turned out okay now though, i try not to burn things to often.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I sort of accidentally kicked a locker door clean off once. A locker door which was 4 feet off the ground.

In an accidental roundhouse style.

 

[perfectimo]

I sort of accidentally kicked a locker door clean off once. A locker door which was 4 feet off the ground.

In an accidental roundhouse style.

Some kid at our school was trying to be "cool" and kicked in his locker door but when the teachers asked how it happened he just stuttered while trying to make an excuse. Goodbye $40.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I sort of accidentally kicked a locker door clean off once. A locker door which was 4 feet off the ground.

In an accidental roundhouse style.

Some kid at our school was trying to be "cool" and kicked in his locker door but when the teachers asked how it happened he just stuttered while trying to make an excuse. Goodbye $40.

Well, with me it wasn't trying to be cool. It was showing the poor kicking techniques used by the others as they tried to kick locker doors off.

 

[wewontdie11]

I'm usually a fairly sensible individual when not intoxicated.

I did once however decide it would be a good idea to dropkick the headboard of a bed in a hotel in France, and I underestimated the sturdiness of the bed and smashed it in two when I landed. I also dislodged the headboard. Didn't get a bill for it though.

 

[perfectimo]

I sort of accidentally kicked a locker door clean off once. A locker door which was 4 feet off the ground.

In an accidental roundhouse style.

Some kid at our school was trying to be "cool" and kicked in his locker door but when the teachers asked how it happened he just stuttered while trying to make an excuse. Goodbye $40.

Well, with me it wasn't trying to be cool. It was showing the poor kicking techniques used by the others as they tried to kick locker doors off.

Roundhouse kick would have to be the only technique that should be taught in that area of learning. HYYYYYYYAAAAHH!!!!!!!

 

[HomeAliveIn45]

I once sat through an whole town hall meeting. Yup.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

I decline to disclose indictable acts in a public forum that's searchable by Google. (If I do that, who'll buy my tell-all autobiography in twenty years?)

-- Steve

 

[DraftPickle]

Swore at thug never run so fast in my life god bless hedges I nearly died that day, so I hid kind of a puff thing to do but I'm 15 so i just ran and hid

 

[xitel]

I punched a wall to see if it would hurt once. It did. For a couple of days, in fact.

I also sledded down a really steep hill on a cardboard box. That was fun. Almost ended up face first in a tree, but it was fun.

 

[PAGEToap44]

I personally didn't do this but I'll tell you anyway. Some of my friends decided it would be funny to fill up one one of the sinks at school with water and then spray lots of deodrant into it, and then light it...

I am told it was impressive.

And this other time one of my friends decided to run at a wall and kick it, to see what would happen. It had to be replaced.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

A couple of my friends managed to obtain a School Master Key while we were in high school and we wreaked holy hell on the administration. We stole a whole crap load of pop from the storage room, we smashed the hell out of ancient keyboards in the basement of the school... they stole library books. It was extremely rapscallionish.

 

[Saskwach]

I decline to disclose indictable acts in a public forum that's searchable by Google. (If I do that, who'll buy my tell-all autobiography in twenty years?)

-- Steve

More to the point, who will employ you?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Well, I work at a bottle depot, which means I can break quite notable amounts of glass and it's acceptable as a norm of work. Very stress releiving.
Hmmm... rebel behaviour...
Well, on campouts, sometimes my brothers and I bring cans of Tomato Sauce so we can make a fire distant from the campsite, and throw them on. (Then we hide)
After a while, the cans explode with an awesome tomatoey fireball. There was that one time a friend of ours brought a butane cylinder. We didn't do that again...

 

[mr mcshiznit]

A group of us in highschool threw water balloons and mudballs at cars. Its all fun and games until you break the BMW window