Brains Trust
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This, plus...Anarchemitis said:
-Dumbledore, he's pritty good at this kind of shit
-Stephen Hawkens, partly because he's pritty smart, but mostly because he's in the simpsons all the time.
-Bob Geldoth. He's obviously trying to help, even if he is just basically mugging people "Give me your fucking money!"
-Master Chief. He wouldn't be part of the thinking, we'd just murder him, solving one of the major problems.
Methinks;
Oscar Wilde: Comic genius and philosopher
Churchill: For those grand speeches of his
Russell Brand: Who'd be like a real life version of the Kama Sutra
Frankie Boyle: Negotiator- "100 virgins? we'll give ya fifteh slags" *Reference*
Jeremy Clarkson: For novel solutions to everyday problems, and I assume he'd come with the Stig.
Oscar Wilde: Comic genius and philosopher
Churchill: For those grand speeches of his
Russell Brand: Who'd be like a real life version of the Kama Sutra
Frankie Boyle: Negotiator- "100 virgins? we'll give ya fifteh slags" *Reference*
Jeremy Clarkson: For novel solutions to everyday problems, and I assume he'd come with the Stig.
Arr:
Jebus - He can make wine from water. Think of the parties, man. Also, spiritual wisdom and that.
Socrates - The father of all philosophy (At least, according to his #1 fanboi, Plato) - fun times.
John Cleese and / or Eric Idle - Witty, wonderful men to provide surreality and excellent banter.
Brian Blessed - He can unmake things with the sheer volume of his voice. None can stand in his way. Also, he's insanely hardcore and could make Chuck Norris eat his own ass.
Karl Marx - One of the world's most brilliant thinkers and economists. With added ethical goodness and angry revolutionary tendencies.
Jebus - He can make wine from water. Think of the parties, man. Also, spiritual wisdom and that.
Socrates - The father of all philosophy (At least, according to his #1 fanboi, Plato) - fun times.
John Cleese and / or Eric Idle - Witty, wonderful men to provide surreality and excellent banter.
Brian Blessed - He can unmake things with the sheer volume of his voice. None can stand in his way. Also, he's insanely hardcore and could make Chuck Norris eat his own ass.
Karl Marx - One of the world's most brilliant thinkers and economists. With added ethical goodness and angry revolutionary tendencies.
Damn some of mine have already been mentioned.
Dylan Moran - (He seems very popular)I enjoy his surreal yet accurate analogies and anecdotes, he can drink for Britain and he's a generally worldly and wise man.
My mate Dean - Always seems to be able to give me a little perspective about things and really does come out with some cracking advice when I really need it.
Bruce Lee - Not only to beat the living shit out of people when the time calls but to also tutor me in the art of whoop-ass.
Derren Brown - Using his psychological voodoo I can't think of a better person to weasel a way out of a sticky situation. He's also be brilliant for poops n' giggles, getting him to mess with Bruce's head.
Lucy Pinder - Have you seen her?!
Dylan Moran - (He seems very popular)I enjoy his surreal yet accurate analogies and anecdotes, he can drink for Britain and he's a generally worldly and wise man.
My mate Dean - Always seems to be able to give me a little perspective about things and really does come out with some cracking advice when I really need it.
Bruce Lee - Not only to beat the living shit out of people when the time calls but to also tutor me in the art of whoop-ass.
Derren Brown - Using his psychological voodoo I can't think of a better person to weasel a way out of a sticky situation. He's also be brilliant for poops n' giggles, getting him to mess with Bruce's head.
Lucy Pinder - Have you seen her?!
Wrong. Chuck Norris was John Wayne after John Wayne.Helmet said:
Bruce Lee: I shouldn't need to explain that one.
Marcus Fenix: Need security, right?
Clive Owen: Perception +1
Albert Einstein: Need some brains in the group.
Jerry Seinfeld: Comic relief.
I think I'm going to ignore the whole "has to be alive/real" recomendation.
Rutherford B. Hayes: For all my anti-meme needs, plus he looks super awesome.
Gerald: I have my reasons.
Orson Welles: Because his voice is awesome, and he managed to fool about 3 million people with a radio broadcast.
Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?
Jesus: Because every brain trust needs someone who's job it is to get the chips.
Rutherford B. Hayes: For all my anti-meme needs, plus he looks super awesome.
Gerald: I have my reasons.
Orson Welles: Because his voice is awesome, and he managed to fool about 3 million people with a radio broadcast.
Abraham Lincoln: Why the hell not?
Jesus: Because every brain trust needs someone who's job it is to get the chips.
Stephen Fry for cleverness.
James Hunt for coolness and driving skillz.
Ash Williams for quips, and lots of them. Oh yeah the chainsaw and boomstick are pretty cool too.
Aaron Funk for awesome DJing skillz.
Eddie Izzard - Just in case I get COVERED IN BEES.
James Hunt for coolness and driving skillz.
Ash Williams for quips, and lots of them. Oh yeah the chainsaw and boomstick are pretty cool too.
Aaron Funk for awesome DJing skillz.
Eddie Izzard - Just in case I get COVERED IN BEES.
1. God - Can do anything and everything
2. Jesus - Miracles FTW
3. Zeus - Smite them Zeus!!
4. Buddha - Joly guy
5. Russel Peters - Freaking hilarious
2. Jesus - Miracles FTW
3. Zeus - Smite them Zeus!!
4. Buddha - Joly guy
5. Russel Peters - Freaking hilarious