Break the Phrase!

[sniper0501]

But only if you have the cash.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

 

[LewsTherin]

But then how am I supposed to know what book it is?

Duct tape solves everything.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

Except when it comes to the problems we face now.

Behind every great man is a great woman.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Although she's usually in front of him, nagging.

"Among the works of man.... surely man himself is the foremost."

 

[GenHellspawn]

Except we all know Man was created by Xenu. Which was created by the Infinity Cube, because it wanted to dick around.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day...

 

[Berethond]

And he'll steal all your food.

Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an hour...

 

[Marv21]

I think he will be burning in hell before he can get my fire

curoisity killed the cat

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I than severely beat Curiosity for killing my fucking cat.

Look before you leap.

 

[Dancingman]

But what if you don't want to spoil the surprise.

The world must be made safe for democracy.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

But it's impossible to make democracy safe for the world.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

 

[Anarchemitis]

Except in bed.
(Whoops, I think I just broke the thread)
Puns are the last resort of the witless.

 

[Mr. Fister]

Not if sarcasm beats it to the "pun"ch.

With great power comes great responsibility.

 

[MrBojangles123]

Unless if you like having some fun...

Never say never.

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

Except when you say you will never eat a dead baby. (they taste better alive)

You only live once.

 

[Combined]

But you will respawn in 20, 19, 18...

Don't drown the person who taught you how to swim.

 

[MrBojangles123]

Unless if they stole your cookies...

Don't cry over spilled milk.

 

[LewsTherin]

unless you're drowning in it.

She sells sea-shells...

 

[Sporky111]

Because she is homeless and cant pay the bills.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

 

[Berethond]

So, if you were in Rome and they all started jumping off bridges, you would too?

Don't be a moron.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

ummmm.... wut?

If pro is the opposite of con, then is progress the opposite of congress?