BREAKING: Anita Sarkessian Eats Sandwich

[kurupt87]

Getting a man to make her sandwich using white bread, fuck that *****.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

I hear it wasn't even a proper sandwich. It was just a crisp butty with a crusts cut off and she never tipped. The nerve of this woman.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Oh come on, you don't expect me to really believe that do you?
Cylons don't need to eat.

 

[carnex]

It was a moment of profound embarrassment when she saw that the sandwich she was about to put in he mouth is phalic with droplets of mayo dripping from the front

Restaurant was immediately besieged by Anita's supporter demanding that sandwiches in that established from that moment on were made from dark bread with no white liquid components and round in shape.

Crass humor I know, but oddly fitting

 

[DirgeNovak]

Dunno, this satyr could have been done much better :/ you're getting rusty taco!

Spoiler: This is a satyr

Spoiler: This is satire

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE.

OT: I've heard the sandwich was actually a lobster roll. THIS is where all the Kickstarter money's been, Anita? Really? #WorseThanHitler indeed.

 

[Reaper195]

xXx_Pu$$y-De$try3r-420-69_xXx

I nearly died laughing.

Also, I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

 

[Darks63]

She had a sandwich made for her by a male!!! Another victory against the Patriarchy!!!

 

[RJ 17]

She says she went with Zoë Quinn and Phil Fish too, what were they doing together in the midst of the biggest Internet scandal??

It's quite obvious that they were organizing a three-way sex orgy to ensure that Fez 3 gets top-notch reviews and to make sure that Anita won't complain about the game's lack of a strong female protagonist.

 

[ElMinotoro]

This is about more than sandwiches or Sarkeesian. This is about journalistic integrity now.

 

[Therumancer]

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Gamers worldwide flooded forums today after it was shown that Anita Sarkessian went to a restaurant, ordered a sandwich, ate said sandwich and then promptly left.

Forum users were quick to point out any and all discrepancies in an attempt to figure out her supposed 'end-game plan.'

"Anita says she got at the restaurant at 1:30 pm yet the Twitter update came from the restaurant at 1:28 pm! She says she went with Zoë Quinn and Phil Fish too, what were they doing together in the midst of the biggest Internet scandal?? WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO HIDE???? WHY HASN'T THE GAME JOURNALISTS COVERED THIS" said forum user xXx_Pu$$y-De$try3r-420-69_xXx


The restaurant manager that served her wishes to keep his identity a secret but reports that the restarutant website has been DDoS'ed

"All we did was give her a sandwich and I don't even play videogames! This whole situation has gone crazy and innocent sandwich lovers are getting caught in the crossfire" said [NAME REDACTED]

Only time will tell if gaming journalism will cover this controversy

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It's obvious Anita is a thief since nowhere in this account does it mention she paid for that sandwich. Either that or given her association with Zoe she might have traded sex for that sandwich, contributing to the corruption of small eateries everywhere!

I agree this is newsworthy, but Taco-news seems to be going at it from the wrong angle... or is this an effort to spin things in a more pro-Anita direction ahead of the inevitable scandal?

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

The underrepresentation and objectification of rebuens in general sandwichmaking today is sickening. We must unite and bring word of this to everyone. #reubanismforever #noreubanever

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

God, everyone is getting this wrong. It was clearly a WRAP people. A wrap! A Cajun chicken wrap with no sauce.

Honestly, just the name "Anita Sarkessian" flips the ignorance switch in some people.

 

[Josh123914]

No way.

Me and xXx_Pu$$y-De$try3r-420-69_xXx go way back. I can't wait to tell him he's been quoted!

Also really glad that this is getting the coverage it needs. Reddit was permabanning everyone over at r/sandwiches over this, and Kotaku's got a writer that also works making sandwiches there on the side.

Something's fishy.... Phil Fishy.
*gasp*
My God.
It all makes sense!

 

[HigherTomorrow]

ITT: Legitimate issues not pertaining to a single person but instead the whole of industry are swept under the easy target of Neckbeard Keyboard Warriors.

 

[Strain42]

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE TO THIS EVENT!

I was at that restaurant, and I can confirm that the sandwich used ciabatta bread.

I know, I couldn't believe it either! Seriously, am I right? Ciabatta bread!?

That's my favorite bread, too. I can't believe Anita would try to wedge her way into something I love so much.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Guys guys guys!
What if this is just a false flag operation? Anita let herself get caught eating a sandwich, leading all of us to concentrate on that, all the while she gets away with a 12oz drink and a couple of napkins?!
What if this was about the drink all along?
How do we know that drink isn't a misogynist? Has is donated to Anita? Did is support Zoe in her problems?
Follow up question: How many ice cubes did she use? Did she use any?!
There are facts missing here, people!

I'm just asking questions and we have a right to know!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

What kind of sandwich was it? Somebody please think of the sandwich! Oh the humanity!