breaking the mold.

[Bertylicious]

In West Philadelphia,
Born and raised,
On the playground's where I spent,
most of my days.

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing 'n' coolin',
shootin' some meatball,
outside of schoolin',

When a couple of guys,
Who were up to no good!
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood,
I got in one little fight,
and my mom got scared,
she sent me to live with my auntie & uncle in Bel Air.

I whistled for a cab,
and when it came near,
the license said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror,
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "man forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I'm from rural Scotland and I DON'T spend every night drinking Buckfast and stabbing people.
Nor do I work on a farm.

 

[Gordon Freemonty]

So many of my flaws should point to me not having any friends. All of my friends don't act like me at all. Literally hate about 80% of people that I come into contact with when I leave my house. Everytime a stranger wants to have small talk with me, I want to punch them. Some odd reason I hate women, even though I am not gay and have not really had that many bad experiences with them. My friends hate the fact that I hold a grudge like a son of a ***** against people that I despise. All of my friends like the fact that I am such an angry person. Nobody gets more laughs than when I am around telling them one of my famous people hating stories.

Long lost twin perhaps? That also sounds a lot like me.

So much of my rage is borderline insane. Alright here is an actual conversation I had with a girl that worked at BestBuy.

Clerk- "Look at you with your brand new Blue Ray player, you got some good movies to go with it."

Me- "Eh thanks I guess."

Clerk- "So do you think it's hot enough outside today or what." (As she is asking me other bullshit questions like the warranty etc.)

Me- "Maybe if you are not from here I guess." (This ***** is talking about the weather, lucky me.)

Clerk- "Alright you have gift cards, that translates to free money."

Not really sure why, but the way she said free money made me want to call her a **** so she would shut up.

Wow mate, She is only doing her job y'know... Where I work, You get rated performance wise to how friendly you are and making sure the right questions are asked, So there is no need for your anger...

 

[Seydaman]

The first replies to this are hilarious,

I'm a bisexual agnostic Jedi with depression and anxiety,

Also wrote two books so far, and I haven't finished High School yet. I is the unique.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I'm a god... solipsism is fun

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Things about myself? Sure.

Grew up in Delaware, then 5 years ago moved down to North Carolina.

I'm a Varsity high school swimmer, and I'm pretty good at it, for someone who doesn't do it year long.

I enjoy film/politics, an odd combo right there.

I'm writing up a Manifesto and planning an Empire, so that's something as well.

 

[wintercoat]

I'm a white American. Lower class. Lived in the projects until I was around 10, and have been poor almost my entire life. There was this one stretch right before the economy took a nose-dive that my family would have been considered lower-middle class, and then bam! We're several months behind on the rent, gas is about to be shut off, electric bills climbing higher, and we eat one, maybe two meals a day now.

 

[Xaio30]

I am a lesbian tomboy born into a male body.

I also find certain animals romantically attractive.

/inb4 "Eww, get a girlfriend you freak!"

 

[TheIronRuler]

^^same as above^^, sub-urban Israel.

Man, how can you do it? There's never really any silence in the cities, while the Kibbutz is so quiet and green and stuff like that.

OT: Well, I don't know, I guess I'm special because I sometimes get my languages mixed and the result is some retarded mix between English and Hebrew.
I also went to a psychiatric hospital. Hey, not everyone can say that, right?

.
Not much of a choice, I'm still tied to my parents. Besides, the place isn't so bad. I like to hear the old trains hum in the night every round hour.

 

[Palademon]

I have dark ginger hair!

 

[SidheKnight]

White middle-class straight male from sub-urban Argentina.

Nerd. Social Pariah. Tough childhood. Controverted Opinions. Hate most of humankind. No girlfriend so far. Love comic books, anime, politics, videogames, metal, and dogs. Despise people that are proud of their own ignorance (specially about serious issues like politics, abortion or the environment). Childish. Idealist to the point of rebellion. Anti-conformist. Software Engineering student.

Now that I think about it, I actually fit into a mold...

Live Long and Prosper.

 

[RatRace123]

I'm a white male with a middle class suburban background.

And I'm a nerd who has a bit of a loner streak, also I'm a gamer.

Those things combined still don't differentiate me from many people. Not much interesting about me truthfully, almost depressingly so.

 

[The Funslinger]

I'm a white male from a middle class rural background.

This. I come from an intensely Yorkshire family, and we've been here for a thousand years.

I have some quite typical Yorkshire traits (actively disgruntled, and when I put people down, I do it bluntly, am somewhat terrifying in a fight) and typical British traits (I do tend to be quite gentlemanly, am cynical, sarcastic and witty)

Beyond that, I'm not all that normal as an individual.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'm an adult who breaks the mold of my social and ethical class by exploring other customs, traditions, and cultures and learn as much as I can about the world and the people that inhabit it. Most people in my culture tend to not bother with such things because they feel that it will "stress them out," but I have never been stressed out in my life.

Also, if I tend to have a wrong/misguided/bigot view/ideal/custom about something, I tend to acknowledge it and never express it as such ever again.

Make mistakes so long as you are willing to learn from them quickly is what I like to say.

 

[chinangel]

Let's see here... White male, sub-urban raising, good schools, middle class family... I'm fairly normal in that respect.

On another note, I (obviously) love games. I also love to shoot things, and blow things up. Hunting and camping are the things that I love to do outside of gaming. I'm athletic, have "quite the arm" (as in I can throw things goddamned far), and have had a girlfriend for most of my high school and all of my college career. I've got a borderline genius level IQ (depends on how lazy I am while taking the test apparently), but got B's and C's through high school because I'm a lazy ass. In fact, most of my friends thought I was an idiot who slept through all of his classes until it came to test taking time and I got A's all the way through (perfect scores on the SAT and ACT, for those of you who know what those are). I just never did my homework.

Oh! Except for the girlfriend thing (or perhaps including it...), I had the stereotypical anime Harem thing going for me in high school and didn't realize it until after I had left. Not joking; I spent most of my time with between five and six girls, all of who I later found out from my sister, mom, or each other, liked me. There were a couple more outside the main group that also apparently had crushes on me - confessions from after high school was over. And, oddly, one of my friends told me that my sister had said if I weren't her brother she would totally date me. I even had the one/two guy friends who hung out with me on the random occasions we'd do things.

I feel like that makes me unique, for a real life person anyway.

can I call you Keitaro Urashima? X3

 

[chinangel]

I am a lesbian tomboy born into a male body.

I also find certain animals romantically attractive.

/inb4 "Eww, get a girlfriend you freak!"

awwww, that's so cute! So you're a transsexual tomboy like me?

 

[Kizi]

Right. I don't like people in general, save for my closest friends. I feel like everyone ignores me and secretly hates me. I want to leave society and live alone somewhere in the mountains, surrounded by beautiful scenery. I also want to be a chemist but I suck at mathematics.

Dat dilemma.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'm a white male from a middle class rural background.

This. I come from an intensely Yorkshire family, and we've been here for a thousand years.

I have some quite typical Yorkshire traits (actively disgruntled, and when I put people down, I do it bluntly, am somewhat terrifying in a fight) and typical British traits (I do tend to be quite gentlemanly, am cynical, sarcastic and witty)

Beyond that, I'm not all that normal as an individual.

Yorkshire! Oi aye!

...Sorry, I suddenly went all native. I'm from South Yorkshire. =P

OT: I'm a middle-class white female tomboy, and... Umm... Well I don't really stand out at all.

I guess not having an accent in a very accent-strong area kinda stands out a bit? >.> I also have a weird obsession with pound coins. (When I have a whole bunch, they make me feel like a pirate or something. GOLD! Muhahahaha...)

 

[Total LOLige]

I'm from rural Scotland and I DON'T spend every night drinking Buckfast and stabbing people.
Nor do I work on a farm.

Nothing like a bottle of bucky and a good stabbing.

I'm a stranger in a foreign land(Englishmen in Scotland)

 

[BlackStar42]

I'm a white, middle class suburban male...oh bugger.
I'm a Chemistry student who loves fire and expl...oh, drat.