Brilliant!

[Souplex]

So upon reading a newspost on the 'Pist about how the LHC was going down for maintenance and upgrades, I came up with the brilliant idea of making a gay bar called the "Large HardOn Collider."
What weird brilliant ideas have you come up with recently?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/122170-The-Large-Hadron-Collider-Takes-A-Break

 

[Arakasi]

I'd invest in that bar, that is rather brillant.

As for my brilliant ideas, unfortunately, none lately. I'll keep thinking though.

 

[shrekfan246]

Spoiler: You're not the first person to come up with that turn-of-phrase.

I wouldn't say it's a "brilliant" idea, but I'm considering typing up my user review of Bioshock 2 as Andrew Ryan. Currently it is only under consideration because I'm unsure of whether I would be able to truly capture his essence.

 

[Epic Bear Man]

I remember a while back ago when I wanted to become a chef, I had the brilliant idea of creating a Korean BBQ joint called the Kim Jong Grill. Was even thinking of going so far as designing a drive-thru I'd call the DMZ (Delicious Meal Zone). =P

 

[Souplex]

I remember a while back ago when I wanted to become a chef, I had the brilliant idea of creating a Korean BBQ joint called the Kim Jong Grill. Was even thinking of going so far as designing a drive-thru I'd call the DMZ (Delicious Meal Zone). =P

I've had a similar idea.
My friends and I would like to open a North Korean all you can eat buffet called Pyongyang.
In the front room there will be a laughing happy family enjoying delicious Korean food. Once you pay to enter, you are escorted into a back room, where you are given one scoop of inedible gruel, then told you have enough food and forced to sit down by a man with a rifle, and not be allowed to leave. There will be propaganda posters of me everywhere. We will constantly scheme against the next-door Korean barbecue, and McDonalds.

 

[The]

Hell yeah I've got brilliant ideas. I just can't put them into words or remember any.

Wait... There IS one: Pre-sugared tea. Imagine, sugar in the same tea bag as your tea leaves that dissolve at the same time. Genius!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

Would you like an extract from my recent "brilliant" idea?

Spoiler

So now that I've been screaming for a bit and making sure to remind everyone that Jim's dead I've come to realise my words are hardly savlon of the soul. I made an attempt to stop making sounds. It's worked, I was now silent. Of course this was a only a small acheivment considering that our new friend had a spoon jutting out of his skull and the host was a lot less lively all of a sudden. Declan was busy pacing back and forth, obviously slightly aggrieved and Lucy had made her self a little cushion fort. Well, once again it fell upon me to say something rassuring. Aw, my silent streak was goring so well. Well, here goes. In through the mouth and... "I think we should re-kill Jim..."

I have lots of ideas I deem brilliant, like dressing like Miami Vice in the middle of winter, but that story is the only one I have built on... Apart wearing a bright Hawaiian shirt and a suit jacket... And saying I'm "Lapellin' like a felon"... BRILLIANT!

 

[Colour Scientist]

A little under the influence, I decided that I was going to open a restaurant that serves only lasagne and call it "itaLEANNE cuisine".

 

[Epic Bear Man]

I remember a while back ago when I wanted to become a chef, I had the brilliant idea of creating a Korean BBQ joint called the Kim Jong Grill. Was even thinking of going so far as designing a drive-thru I'd call the DMZ (Delicious Meal Zone). =P

I've had a similar idea.
My friends and I would like to open a North Korean all you can eat buffet called Pyongyang.
In the front room there will be a laughing happy family enjoying delicious Korean food. Once you pay to enter, you are escorted into a back room, where you are given one scoop of inedible gruel, then told you have enough food and forced to sit down by a man with a rifle, and not be allowed to leave. There will be propaganda posters of me everywhere. We will constantly scheme against the next-door Korean barbecue, and McDonalds.

Hey, that next door Korean BBQ joint is my place!

 

[Frezzato]

I always wanted to create a clothing line using high technology fabrics, made for inclement weather but still outwardly normal in appearance. I wanted to call the line FUBAR, which in military parlance is the highest level of dire circumstances. Unfortunately the brand FUBU would probably sue. In order of low to high in terms of shit hitting the fan, you have:

SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

Aside from that, I would love to be involved with a company that makes relatively low-cost, custom fit shoes for women, especially high heels. I would take orthopedic molds or full scans of their feet and also measure the weight distribution across the sole. Women and shoes go together (for the most part) like bees and honey. Except the honey doesn't cause rippling pain in the bees' legs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My most brilliant idea was to invent a device that you could put on milk cartons that would indicate when it went sour before you bought it. Something cheap and easily built into the container. Cause man, drinking a big gulp of sour milk is awful.

 

[Little Woodsman]

How about instead of taking poor people OFF healthcare when they manage to find a minimum wage job, why not make employment a prerequisite for keeping it instead? (American here)

Also magnetic glitter, but that would need conductive non-metals and it's been a while since I was in a chemistry lab.

Or doing something to give incentive/force health insurance companies to put out some plans that don't cost a fortune,
and cover you when you *need* healthcare? All the plans offered by my day job cost an unbelievable amount, because
they are designed for people who want to run to a doctor every time they stub their toe. I didn't go to a doctor
when I got hit by an SUV (while walking) and skidded 17 feet on my back! And I had health insurance at the time!

 

[Little Woodsman]

How about instead of taking poor people OFF healthcare when they manage to find a minimum wage job, why not make employment a prerequisite for keeping it instead? (American here)

Also magnetic glitter, but that would need conductive non-metals and it's been a while since I was in a chemistry lab.

Or doing something to give incentive/force health insurance companies to put out some plans that don't cost a fortune,
and cover you when you *need* healthcare? All the plans offered by my day job cost an unbelievable amount, because
they are designed for people who want to run to a doctor every time they stub their toe. I didn't go to a doctor
when I got hit by an SUV (while walking) and skidded 17 feet on my back! And I had health insurance at the time!

Well then we run into that lovely little technicality of defining "elective surgery". I'm talking about giving welfare recipients a REASON to find employment. You know the most fragile segment of the welfare population is? Uneducated single mothers (mostly black). Why would they wan to take a minimum wage job when doing so means their children aren't covered by medicaid? You know how shitty project housing is? How many chronic deseases kids get from living there? You wanna make a mother choose between a job and her kids?

As for lowering costs: we tried to get the public option but the Forgetful, Oligarchy and Xenophobia network shut that down because "communists will kil your grandma". People just don't care enough to help each other.

You probably should have gone to the doctor though.

Sorry, I should have started my post with the word 'and' not 'or'. I also support the ideas of keeping incentives
for people to find work, and making sure that their children get adequate medical care.
As for going to the doctor after getting hit by the SUV...well, I didn't have any broken bones or internal bleeding,
all a doctor could do would be say "Wow son, you're sure banged up. Have some painkillers."
I hate prescription painkillers. I'd rather manage with OTC.
My co-workers at that time always said that if I got my leg cut off at work I'd tourniquet it off, spit on the
stump and keep working until my next break time. To which I always replied--"Hey, this is a clean/sterile environment!
I *wouldn't* spit on the stump!" (grin)

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I've been working on creating a Japanese styled animated series (not anime, but more like Avatar:TLA & TLoK).

It's going great and I am having a lot of fun writing it. Not sure if it will become seriously considered, but I will still have fun writing it.

 

[soren7550]

While I was out picking up some dumplings for my dumpling, I was looking off at their menu because I didn't have a book or my DS with me to stare at otherwise. One of the menu items number is N7. On the radio, 'Don't Fear the Reaper' was playing. Which got me thinking: what if, for a cosplay, someone went as Gene Fenkel in N7 armor and was rocking the cowbell? Genius!

Also, a while back, I thought "What if, I played the full original English Digimon theme, at the same time as the full Pokerap?":

Spoiler: Behold

(if you're not playing both at the same time, you're missing the point)

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Hell yeah I've got brilliant ideas. I just can't put them into words or remember any.

Wait... There IS one: Pre-sugared tea. Imagine, sugar in the same tea bag as your tea leaves that dissolve at the same time. Genius!

You...you monster. It's one thing fools who don't know how tea is supposed to be drunk ruining it for themselves, but to inflict that on the unsuspecting tea drinking public... for shame sir, for shame.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Recently I thought of a brilliant way to remove a nuisance chore from our lives. Instead of everybody individually having to put on sunscreen, and sometimes they don't do it well enough, or forget, and risk sunburn...we should just put the sunscreen...on the Sun.