At the moment, bobbies in Blighty use the Diesel Vauxhall Astra as their means of pursuing crooks and convicts. But recently, some ingenious coppers came up with an amazing solution to help cut costs of fuel and vehicles and help combat climate change. What are they doing? Nothing out of the ordinary for say, an 8 year old.
Tobogganing of course!
This is an ingenious solution which not only helps the taxpayer, but is more importantly fun.
[HEADING=2]The Proposition[/HEADING]
The plucky cops from Oxfordshire propose that under new legislature, all policemen should replace:
Now. I know what you're thinking. "surely, if there are no hills, than this new form of transportation will fail!" And you have a fair. point. But this is why cops work in teams! On the flat, they simply take it in turns to push each other over the ice! Bah humbug to "what if there's no snow?" Live a little! Share these guys enthusiasm! Once you understand that these minor setbacks can be overcome, is it possible to do anything excapt agree that this idea is awesome?
Read the full article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/8458822.stm
Tobogganing of course!
[HEADING=2]The Proposition[/HEADING]
The plucky cops from Oxfordshire propose that under new legislature, all policemen should replace:
Now. I know what you're thinking. "surely, if there are no hills, than this new form of transportation will fail!" And you have a fair. point. But this is why cops work in teams! On the flat, they simply take it in turns to push each other over the ice! Bah humbug to "what if there's no snow?" Live a little! Share these guys enthusiasm! Once you understand that these minor setbacks can be overcome, is it possible to do anything excapt agree that this idea is awesome?
Read the full article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/8458822.stm
...these police officers were not in fact proposing this as a new form of transport, but they were getting told off for messing around while on duty. (Speaking of duty, should this be the next big thing in MW2?) Hah, serves them right. They should be setting an example...
I'd love to see coppers chasing teenages on bikes down a hill on a toboggan. Lol imagine those Police Camera Action things. Excellent =]
