Broken Promises

[x434343]

Hey Escapists.

This morning at about 8:00, my sister told me she would drive me to the local Best Buy (I don't have a driver's liscense, and the Best Buy is like 5 miles away). She's been asleep since 10:00 (It's 5:00 PM here, so 7 hours). Not only is she not taking me to Best Buy, she's probably going to fuck up my sleep schedual for the week due to her being on spring break.

So, you guys got any broken promises to share?

Your sister is kinda like the female Peter Molyneux

Jerkass and made of fail?

 

[SwimmingRock]

I was promised that I would get a promotion in return for the absurd amount of overtime work I put into managing a multimillion dollar project last year. Didn't happen. Didn't even get a fucking "thank you" from upper management.

Have you seen the movie Office Space? With the guy who burns down the office for being treated poorly? Just talking to myself. Certainly not suggesting anything. *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

OT: My mom promised to bake me a cake once. I never did get that cake...

*cries*

Insert portal joke here
thats right, I went there
...
...
...
*cough*
uuuhhhhm AAAAAANYWAY...

I was wondering when someone would do that. I have just released the kraken. Have a nice day.

If I were faced against the kraken
_ _
T_T
"so when you get up thier, you cut it till it dies, Ill supervise from that country over there"
...
*cough*
well I could have said "insert sex joke here" but someone would report that.

 

[scnj]

I consider the cliffhanger ending of Psi-Ops to be the implied promise of a sequel.

Fuck you, Midway.

 

[The Rascal King]

Hey Escapists.

This morning at about 8:00, my sister told me she would drive me to the local Best Buy (I don't have a driver's liscense, and the Best Buy is like 5 miles away). She's been asleep since 10:00 (It's 5:00 PM here, so 7 hours). Not only is she not taking me to Best Buy, she's probably going to fuck up my sleep schedual for the week due to her being on spring break.

So, you guys got any broken promises to share?

Your sister is kinda like the female Peter Molyneux

Jerkass and made of fail?

Ha, you could say that.

 

[omega 616]

Hey Escapists.

This morning at about 8:00, my sister told me she would drive me to the local Best Buy (I don't have a driver's liscense, and the Best Buy is like 5 miles away). She's been asleep since 10:00 (It's 5:00 PM here, so 7 hours). Not only is she not taking me to Best Buy, she's probably going to fuck up my sleep schedual for the week due to her being on spring break.

So, you guys got any broken promises to share?

Walk there, cab back.

For 5 months I walked 10 miles up and down hills, takes me an hour to walk 5 miles.

Ooh, an opportunity to vent. Concert tickets for Muse (meaning it would sell out in about 2 minutes) were gonna go on sale while I was at work and couldn't buy one myself. Asked a friend, who'd already told me he was gonna get one for himself, to get one for me as well and I'd pay him back. After work, I called and asked if he'd succeeded. Conversation went as follows:

Me: "Dude, did you get the tickets?"
Him: "Well, kinda. There was a problem. See, they only had two tickets left."
Me: "Okay. So, what's the problem?"
Him: "That's one for me and one for my girlfriend. Couldn't get one for you. Sorry, man."
Me: "But your girlfriend hates Muse."
Him: "Yeah, but she doesn't want me going without her."

Sometimes I just really want to punch him. He pulls that kinda shit all the time. Also promised to help me move, but called to cancel when the moving van was already in front of my house, because his girlfriend wanted to "sit around the house and watch tv together". Seriously, whipped friends are useless.

I think you should make a new friend and ditch this one. If he is willing to do that shit to a friend for them reasons, he doesn't seem like a great good decent friend.

Nobody makes me promises and I don't make them, mainly 'cos I only talk to one out side of my family on a regular basis.

I don't even talk to my family that much. If I see my family for an hour a week, I have seen alot of them.

Makes life much simpler and easier.

 

[DocBalance]

The biggest broken promise comes in the form of a simple sentence: "I love you."

/thread kill

 

[Gladion]

The biggest broken promise comes in the form of a simple sentence: "I love you."

/thread kill

And I thought you were serious back then. Fuck you.

:'(

 

[DocBalance]

The biggest broken promise comes in the form of a simple sentence: "I love you."

/thread kill

And I thought you were serious back then. Fuck you.

:'(

Ouch, gotta admit that's the first time I've been on promise-breaker side of this little scenario

 

[Lukirre]

I was told that when I grew up I could be anything I wanted.
I later discovered that when I grew up I could only be what I could afford to be.

I was also told that I would be special.

 

[gragimor]

I was wondering when someone would do that. I have just released the kraken. Have a nice day.

According to Clash of the Titans, now all we have to do is:
1: grab about 12 totaly worthless henchmen.
2: fight some half-faced guy in the woods.
3: fight giant scorpions in the dessert (the dessert being 5 minute walking distance from the woods in 2).
4: ride said scorpions to the underworld
5: use your 1 way ticket to get through the underworld into medussa's lair.
6: get every henchmen killed, chop medussa's head off, and totaly disregard the *one way ticket*
7: emerge victorious topside, to get your true love (?) sliced in half by the half faced guy in step 2.
8: ride black pegasus to other side of the world in 10 minutes.
9: rescue the princes who whas no plot value at all by using medussa's head to kill the kraken.
10: WIN, follwed by getting your true love back who was sliced in half (for details, see 7), becouse Zeus saw it fit...

Worthless movie made me waste 13 euro's...

 

[Irridium]

I was wondering when someone would do that. I have just released the kraken. Have a nice day.

According to Clash of the Titans, now all we have to do is:
1: grab about 12 totaly worthless henchmen.
2: fight some half-faced guy in the woods.
3: fight giant scorpions in the dessert (the dessert being 5 minute walking distance from the woods in 2).
4: ride said scorpions to the underworld
5: use your 1 way ticket to get through the underworld into medussa's lair.
6: get every henchmen killed, chop medussa's head off, and totaly disregard the *one way ticket*
7: emerge victorious topside, to get your true love (?) sliced in half by the half faced guy in step 2.
8: ride black pegasus to other side of the world in 10 minutes.
9: rescue the princes who whas no plot value at all by using medussa's head to kill the kraken.
10: WIN, follwed by getting your true love back who was sliced in half (for details, see 7), becouse Zeus saw it fit...

Worthless movie made me waste 13 euro's...

Indeed. But it did give me a phrase that could be used in any situation.
Now RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

 

[Irridium]

I was told that when I grew up I could be anything I wanted.
I later discovered that when I grew up I could only be what I could afford to be.

I was also told that I would be special.

But you are special. Your special and unique.

Just like everyone else.

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Take the bus?

 

[Guttural Engagement]

She promised she loved me and that she wanted to be with me - I'm still in a thousand pieces 5 months later.

 

[Shannon Baber]

I was told that when I grew up I could be anything I wanted.
I later discovered that when I grew up I could only be what I could afford to be.

I was also told that I would be special.

Maybe they meant special bus special.... bhahahaha......*ahem*

OT I was promiced I could go to a concert once(this was about four months before said concert) was looking foward to it. Then the day of my mommy changed her mind

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

This is really ironic considering I saw a thread just like this a few hours ago on /b/(inb4 underage b& lololol). Dude, the internet doesn't care. Just walk, or go tomorrow.