Broken wish

[Randoms]

Granted, but they're better trained in the art of betrayal.

I wish Halflife 2 episode 3 and Portal 2 wern't canceled

 

[Balaxe]

Granted, they are no longer canceled but now Activision bought VALVe and want them to take a "Safer" direction with their games (meaning generic and crap).

I wish my wishes I wished for were never wished for.

 

[King Kupofried]

Granted, but now you got Scurvy
I wish there were more hours in the day.

 

[Randoms]

Granted, but an hour now eqauls 10 seconds

I wish someone knew what my avatar was from.

 

[KillerH]

Granted, but then you are shunned from society for it.

I wish for the Power of Thor