Brownies and Downies!

[PlasticTree]

..is what a new lunch shop is called, a few miles away from my house. It's basically a normal lunch shop..excluding the fact that all employees have some kind of mental handicap. Most of them, as you might have guessed, have the down syndrome.

Admit, that is the best name for anything, ever. Anyone who knows some other original yet seriously awesome name for something? And to make this topic like super hardcore: the name has to actually exist.

Go.

 

[varulfic]

I know a pizza place called "No Name Pizza". Really, it's got a sign and everything. It's so uninspired it's brilliant.

How is it? Pretty bland.

 

[Blunderboy]

My favourite was a Jamaican food shop called 'Jamaican me hungry?.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Is it wrong that I'm laughing harder than any other time this week? I know this is probably offensive, but damn, that's just hilarious.

OT: Eh, I've really not heard of any crazy names. Sorry.

 

[Quaxar]

This is brilliant.
But don't tell the Daily Mail!

 

[wickedmonkey]

My favourite was a Jamaican food shop called 'Jamaican me hungry?.

That's genius.
There's a hairdressers near me called "Curl up and dye"

 

[PlasticTree]

There's a hairdressers near me called "Curl up and dye"

I've seen way too many Sweeney Todd references the last few years, but..come on, this one is just begging for it.

 

[TheAbominableDan]

A sport shop in my city called "The Merchant of Tennis"

 

[Stevepinto3]

In Michigan there's a store located next to a popular river for canoeing, where the launch off point is just after a dam. It's called The Dam Store.

 

[Queen Michael]

In Göteborg (AKA Gothenburg) in Sweden there's a place called "Restaurant ?"

 

[Blunderboy]

My favourite was a Jamaican food shop called 'Jamaican me hungry?.

That's genius.
There's a hairdressers near me called "Curl up and dye"

You're not from Essex are you? I'm sure I've seen that around my area.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Ahhh, this thread is awesome.

Here in Melbourne, there's a barber shop called "Dr. Follicles". Always makes me laugh...
There's also a cafe named "That Place". Brilliant.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

There's a burger-and-shake place nearby (I have yet to try it, but I hear it's pretty good) called Health Camp. Fun with irony!

Also, a different burger joint, this one in Austin, goes by the name of "Hopdoddy Burger Bar". Which is just a really funny sounding made-up word.

Actually, you know what? You can go to lunch (or breakfast, or dinner, or to get a snack, or shopping) at any one of the myriad small businesses in the state capital and get a hearty helping of quirky. That's kind of how we roll.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

A sport shop in my city called "The Merchant of Tennis"

Okay, that's just perfect. The winner thus far.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

The mentally hadicapped lot down at the hall run a catering service called Dropped Scones, their logo is a crumbly scone. I think it's adorable >.>

 

[Hyperrhombus]

My favourite was a Jamaican food shop called 'Jamaican me hungry?.

That's genius.
There's a hairdressers near me called "Curl up and dye"

Awesome! It's in the Blues brothers as well!

 

[HentMas]

heh, here in MX we have the most comically named bars

like "The Office"

imagine, you are drinking with your friends when your girl calls "Honey! where are you??"
"oh baby, i´m at The Office"
"Oh, ok hon, see you later"

hahahahahahahhahaha

there is also "The Beach"
"The Doctor"
stuff like that

 

[viranimus]

Could always count "Dick's Last Resort" where all the wait staff is paid to be condescending douchenozzles to the customers.

 

[BishopofAges]

My brother was in college in Denver, co and he said there was an Asian place called 'Wok This Way' as well as a tanning salon called 'Tan Your Hide.'

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"The Doctor"
stuff like that

Please tell me it's bigger on the inside!

All the shops near me are boringly named. Mostly after people's surnames. My town needs more Quirk.