Buddist Mystery

Recommended Videos

Viivrabe

New member
Sep 24, 2009
88
0
0
A man is driving along a very rough road in Tibet and breaks down near a Buddhist monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?


The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.


The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..


That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.


The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

We can't tell you because you're not a monk.



The man says, all right, all right.. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.



The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now accepted as one of us.

We shall now show you the way to the sound.



The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door..



The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone... The man requests the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,......silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door ...


The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight












.. But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
 

xdom125x

New member
Dec 14, 2010
671
0
0
Not much discussion value in this topic. All I can say is that the religion of the monk changes every time I hear this joke/story (usually to something that isn't real) and that what the guy has to do to become a monk changes as well. I personally despise shaggy dog stories because they are an overall waist of time and whenever I hear/read them, there is this air of smugness on the part of the story teller (although you don't seem smug at all. not sarcastic.) because they tricked people into paying attention to them.
 

Radeonx

New member
Apr 26, 2009
7,012
0
0
This topic is hilarious and filled with discussion.
I'd show you where the discussion and comedy is but you're not a monk.
 

SamuelT

Elite Member
Apr 14, 2009
3,324
0
41
Country
Nederland
I like to think that the sound the guy hears is poor shmucks going through an endless maze of doors, led by monks who like to take the piss out of wayward travelers.
 

Raven's Nest

Elite Member
Feb 19, 2009
2,954
0
41
Radeonx said:
This topic is hilarious and filled with discussion.
I'd show you where the discussion and comedy is but you're not a monk.
Oh don't be like that, I'm dying to know!!
 

Drakmeire

Elite Member
Jun 27, 2009
2,588
0
41
Country
United States
It's a group of people playing ET for the Atari 2600 and enjoying it!!!!
MADNESS!!!!!
 

Kpt._Rob

Travelling Mushishi
Apr 22, 2009
2,417
0
0
So basically, you've tricked us all into reading one of those jokes where the joke itself is not the source of the humor so much as the humor is derived from the fact that you made us read something really long, expecting some worthy reveal at the end, only for it to turn out there is none, thus making us the fools?
 

Viivrabe

New member
Sep 24, 2009
88
0
0
Kpt._Rob said:
So basically, you've tricked us all into reading one of those jokes where the joke itself is not the source of the humor so much as the humor is derived from the fact that you made us read something really long, expecting some worthy reveal at the end, only for it to turn out there is none, thus making us the fools?
I would tell you but you are not a monk
 

johnzaku

New member
Jun 16, 2009
527
0
0
Here's a discussion starter for all ya whiners: Post your own funny story or joke =p

c'mon it'll be fun!
 

lacktheknack

Je suis joined jewels.
Jan 19, 2009
19,305
0
0
A man lived and worked in a lighthouse that was built in a ditch. To make up for this flaw, the lighthouse was VERY tall. All the way up this lighthouse was a very long square stairwell.

Anyways, the man was cooking himself some lunch on the bottom floor when he heard his wife scream from the top. So he ran up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner before arriving at the top.

There, his wife was pinned under the light, which had fallen off the pivot. He remembered that he left his hydraulic jack down in the maintenance cupboard downstairs, so he ran back down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and over to the closet.

He grabbed the jack, then ran back up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and lifted the light off of his wife.

She then lay there crying saying her abdomen and legs were completely numb and she couldn't stand up. The phone was downstairs, so he ran down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and picked up the phone.

He dialed 991.

Invalid number.

He ran back up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and panicked, saying that the number "991" didn't work. His wife corrected him, and he ran down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and picked up the phone again.

This time it worked, and the ambulance was on its way. So he ran back up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and tried to comfort his wife. She said she was hungry.

He remembered he had been cooking food, so he ran down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner, grabbed the food, then ran up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and up the stairs and around the corner and gave the food to his wife.

The ambulance arrived, and the man ran down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner and down the stairs and around the corner to meet them.

The medic said "There's no way we can get the stretcher up and down those stairs!"

The man said "That's all right, there's an elevator."

(Ow, my fingers! I hope I never need to type that again...)