Bugging People

[The Sorrow]

Call me a misanthrope, but I find that bugging people can be very amusing. What method do you guys use when you try to be annoying?
I like to take whatever a person says and respond to it as if they were serious.
Ex:
Friend: Shut the fuck up!
Me: I've tried! The fuck just keeps talking!

 

[Chickenlittle]

I have to agree...sometimes. I get them all riled up and just reply in a normal tone. It makes them angry.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

yeah pushing ppl's buttons can be rather amusing sometimes, even funnier when they realize you're just screwing with them

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

so many ways... ninja tap is the best

 

[Gxas]

I find it fun to act mad so people think that I am just downright pissed at them. Then, three days later, after not talking to them at all, tell them that I was completely kidding.

I dunno why, but I'm obnoxious when it comes to meeting people and being around them.

 

[Simski]

I like telling certain girls about my fapping habits.
Plus points if they're christian.

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

I like telling certain girls about my fapping habits.
Plus points if they're christian.

I'm pretty sure that constitutes sexual harassment.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I like telling certain girls about my fapping habits.
Plus points if they're christian.

I'm pretty sure that constitutes sexual harassment.

It's also just a little bit disturbing.

 

[hippieshopper]

I find that an airhorn is a very effective thing to use as well.

 

[Benicus]

Poking is a fun way to annoy people XD

Oh and my friend used to spoil Heroes for me 'cause I'd miss it on a Thursday.

But now I spoil it for him, by downloading them and being in time with America XD

I WIN *****!

 

[000Ronald]

I just talk in such a way that most people I've met can't follow. It's fun to see their confused faces.

"...what did you just say?"

Apologies Abound

 

[Simski]

I like telling certain girls about my fapping habits.
Plus points if they're christian.

I'm pretty sure that constitutes sexual harassment.

Even on MSN?

I can't stand when I feel that someone is avoiding me.
So one day I snapped and finally decided to make the most awkward conversation I could think of.
I felt good doing it, found out the found me provoking, sloppy and due to this conversation 'crazy'.
I dislike when people aren't honest what they think about you.

 

[Imitation Saccharin]

I do exactly the same thing to annoy my sister:
Me- "Hey, you know that arthhuer patellis in the next ep right? an that he takes away Peters Powers?"
Sister- "You fucking bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You: And father is dead!
Sister: Oh no!
You: But the secert you wanted to tell me?
Sister: I am...*pulls of face* your long lost twin brother!
You: Good lord
Sister: And I'm pregnant with your baby
You:....
Sister: Also I'm part sea horse
You: Ohhhh

 

[Benicus]

Poking is a fun way to annoy people XD

Oh and my friend used to spoil Heroes for me 'cause I'd miss it on a Thursday.

But now I spoil it for him, by downloading them and being in time with America XD

I WIN *****!

I do exactly the same thing to annoy my sister:
Me- "Hey, you know that arthhuer patellis in the next ep right? an that he takes away Peters Powers?"
Sister- "You fucking bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hahaha! That was near enough word for word my conversation the other week.

It was also followed by a slap to the face.. which hurt just a little bit.

Worth it though! XD

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I tend to be the one that's being bugged -_-

My brother keeps calling me a Weeaboo because I watch Anime

 

[Knight Templar]

I walk around saying "I am a Ninja" and slaping their forehead.

It doesn't get old and (I don't know why) they can't stop me.

 

[tijuanatim]

It turns out that if you are always sarcastic and point out the stupid things stupid people say people have one of two reactions. Either people think you're hilarious, or they think you're the most annoying person on the face of the planet.