HankMan said:
But you know it would take forever to find the right materials for the ax guitar that brings them to life.
Call me a madman but I would gladly waste 3 days building a massive 100 blocks tall stone golem. Then, at night, I would use a redstone device that attracts a lighting strike at the golem, and it's eyes would turn red. Then it would start to wander the earth, squishing few unfortunate pigs.
That would just be such a spectacle. You'd think it could be done. No crafting recipe, you just build it like the gate to Nether. It's movement should be doable as right now water and lava blocks move and sand falls.
And think of the multiplayer spectacle!! What would your friend think when suddendly he sees a massive stone monster in the horizon?