Bulletstorm Dev Honors Yahtzee With Priceless Gift

[teebeeohh]

i still think he is gonna rip bulletstorm a new one for riding the "omgthisgameissofunandfullofgore"-train. still very awesome

 

[Isaac The Grape]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Well maybe if it shot surikens and lightning...

Also, wow I hope Yahtzee reviews this game especially with all the crab fox news is kicking around.

Yeah. Why are crab's so important anyway....

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

I really want the sequel to Darkest of Days to have that water-skiing kitten now.

 

[Hayate_GT]

i thought they were balls on fire...was wondering when did Yahtzee ever say that...

 

[Sandytimeman]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Well maybe if it shot surikens and lightning...

Also, wow I hope Yahtzee reviews this game especially with all the crab fox news is kicking around.

Yeah. Why are crab's so important anyway....

Because they own undersea hamburger restaurants, duh. also ARRRRGGGHHH typos.

 

[Mister Benoit]

I'm sure Yahtzee had a big goofy smirk on his face when he heard about this.

Exactly this.

I smirked just thinking about the smirk.

 

[Anchupom]

Flaming breasts don't really seem that appealing to me, but then again, maybe cannabalism is more of a Queensland thing.

Actually, it's a British thing.
Yum yum, flame grilled BREAST (stake)

 

[Rabid Toilet]

...in which he theorizes that the only way the gun that shoots shurikens and lightning could be more awesome was "if it had tits and was on fire" increased Amazon sales of the game by a staggering 7403 percent. (Nope, not a typo.)

Ha ha ha. Awesome. Even more reasons to buy this game.

Although, People Can Fly missed one linguistic bit on that: Yahtzee said the gun should be on fire, not the logo of the breasts painted on it. Still, nice nod and funny to boot.

I would imagine they didn't put them on the gun itself because there is no way to add tits to a gun without it looking like a penis.

The fire would have been cool, though.

 

[manythings]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Well maybe if it shot surikens and lightning...

Also, wow I hope Yahtzee reviews this game especially with all the crab fox news is kicking around.

Yeah. Why are crab's so important anyway....

Not crabs, crab-foxes: the submarine-suburban scavenger.

 

[Kopikatsu]

I do not approve. They should have actually brought the shuriken/lightning gun back, THEN slapped the flaming tits onto that. THAT would have been a real gift.

Edit: Hell, that could even be an awesome gun. Primary fire be shooting shuriken, then the Charge Shot be arcing electricity through all of the shurikens you've fired.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Well maybe if it shot surikens and lightning...

Also, wow I hope Yahtzee reviews this game especially with all the crab fox news is kicking around.

Yeah. Why are crab's so important anyway....

Not crabs, crab-foxes: the submarine-suburban scavenger.

Like Sly?

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Hahaha! Awesome!
I´d like to hear what Yahtzee has to saay about this.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

Wow, okay, that is without question one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Tits and fire really DO make everything better.

Now I REALLY can't wait for Yahtzee's review of Bulletstorm, so he can comment on this.

Exactly right!
Yahtzee, you charismatic stallion, review this. Chop, chop!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I can't wait to hear what Yahtzee will have to say about this.

 

[Veldel]

this is pure fucking win and awsome :3

 

[Paksenarrion]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Hmm...I sure hope there isn't an ice cream round!

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

Wonder what Yahtzee will say if he reviews this game.
Edit: GRR Ninjas!

Haha, i can already hear the orchestra playing on the backround as he makes an announcement about how the developers always are looking up on him in his shiny throne while making game-reviews.
...Thaaat would be hilariose.

 

[manythings]

This thread could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Well maybe if it shot surikens and lightning...

Also, wow I hope Yahtzee reviews this game especially with all the crab fox news is kicking around.

Yeah. Why are crab's so important anyway....

Not crabs, crab-foxes: the submarine-suburban scavenger.

Like Sly?

Isn't he a raccoon or something?