Bully : A Golden Oldie

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MiracleOfSound

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Was just discussing this game on another forum and one of my gushing posts turned out like a mini review, so I decided to post it here and add in a few things.

First user review, so let me know what you think.


BULLY (or Canis Cadem Edit)(PS2, XBOX 360)

Bully was, and always will be, an all time favorite for this gamer.

Jimmy Hopkins was the most interesting and sympathetic protagonist in any Rockstar game. His story was funny and moving, with the focus on mischief, as opposed to the 'gritty', muderous anti-heroism the developer is known for.

Who can forget helping the school chef drug the man of her dreams in order to have her way with him? Or beating up the school mascot and stealing his uniform to infiltrate the jocks hangout? Or picking a fight in your dorm by pushing someone into a bin? Or sneaking into the girls' dorm for a perv?




The open world was lively, gorgeous and lots of fun to explore. No two areas were the same and there were lots of things to interact with and little secrets to find. I even found all the rubber bands.

It actually made you want to go to class too... the mini games were pretty fun and reaped nice rewards. And then there was that Art teacher... mmm.

Having been a nerd in school, it was gloriously satisfying to work my way up the educational food-chain, the pinnacle of course being the inspired mission where Jimmy beats up the jocks and ruins thier football game in a humiliating, hilarious fashion.

The soundtrack was also great, the minimal funky basslines getting new instrumentation for each chapter and season to symbolise the progression of the protagonist. It perfectly evoked the sense of fun and mischief the game did so well.

If I were to think of flaws, I would criticise the lack of mission checkpoints (as in most Rockstar titles). When will Rockstar learn that having to traverse a large area of world again after a mission fail is just boring and anti-fun? There were also and a few dodgy issues with scenery and collision detection, and some clumsy character models (see pic below) but these are minor niggles.


Pure, escapist fun, and something everyone who used to be picked on in school should find a lot of satisfaction playing.

I know people like numbers,so here you go:

9/10
 

MiracleOfSound

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IdealistCommi said:
I fucking loved this game. Once I hid in a trash can, threw a rubberband ball, and the security attacked a nearby nerd.
That was a big part of the fun for me too. Should've mentioned that... there were so many hilarious unscripted events taking place at all times.
 

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It was a good review.Short,well put up,straight to the punch and most of all,fun to read.I wish that i could have gotten this game when it was still in stores.
 

Pimppeter2

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Its a well written review in itself(if a bit short), however the structure of it is a little bit off

Anyway, the game is barrels of fun
 

MiracleOfSound

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insectoid said:
It's an all-time favourite, but you give it 9/10? Just sayin'...
Tens are overused... nothing is perfect really.

There are only maybe 3 or 4 games ever released I would give a ten...

Zelda: A Link to the Past, Ico, Bioshock, Mario Brothers 3... these would get tens from me.

Pararaptor said:
God-damn, I have to play that again.

Spot on about the music, it rivals only Psychonauts in its awesomeness.
I really loved the little subtle touches... like the dreamy strings that came during the winter section. Really clever. It was amazing how the riffs never got old either, considering how often you heard them.
 

MiracleOfSound

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RAND00M said:
It was a good review.Short,well put up,straight to the punch and most of all,fun to read.I wish that i could have gotten this game when it was still in stores.
Thank you

pimppeter2 said:
Its a well written review in itself(if a bit short), however the structure of it is a little bit off
As in the order of things talked about? I guess I mentioned the story first because to me it was the most important part!
 

The Austin

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I never got picked on in school (apart from 6th grade, my awkward stage) and I still LOVED THE SHIT out of this game. But I had it on the PS2, and I didn't get all the extra stuff.
 

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miracleofsound said:
pimppeter2 said:
Its a well written review in itself(if a bit short), however the structure of it is a little bit off
As in the order of things talked about? I guess I mentioned the story first because to me it was the most important part!
My real problem is the pictures. They feel odd because they aren't the same size. YOu can fix it by doing this

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By taking out the *s and adding numbers for the question marks. (I start with 300X300 and see how it looks)

You can also center the pics by going

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Makes you're review look neater
 

MiracleOfSound

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pimppeter2 said:
miracleofsound said:
pimppeter2 said:
Its a well written review in itself(if a bit short), however the structure of it is a little bit off
As in the order of things talked about? I guess I mentioned the story first because to me it was the most important part!
My real problem is the pictures. They feel odd because they aren't the same size. YOu can fix it by doing this

[*img width=??? height=???*}Pic URL[*/img*]

By taking out the *s and adding numbers for the question marks. (I start with 300X300 and see how it looks)

You can also center the pics by going

[*center*][*img width=??? height=???*}Pic URL[*/img*][*/center*]

Makes you're review look neater
Good to know... thanks dude... hang on a min I'll see if it works
 

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miracleofsound said:
Looks a lot better now doesn't it?

BTW

You can also add a caption it by doing this

[*center*][*img width=??? height=???*}Pic URL[*/img*][*center*][*b*]YOUR CAPTION HERE[*/b*][*/center*}[*/center*]


I myself am a fan of funny captions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.159828]
[sub](Sorry for the shameless self plug)[/sub]
 

MiracleOfSound

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pimppeter2 said:
miracleofsound said:
Looks a lot better now doesn't it?

BTW

You can also add a caption it by doing this

[*center*][*img width=??? height=???*}Pic URL[*/img*][*center*][*b*]YOUR CAPTION HERE[*/b*][*/center*}[*/center*]


I myself am a fan of funny captions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.159828]
[sub](Sorry for the shameless self plug)[/sub]
Awesome! Thanks man. Nice tidbits there for the next time a make a little review!

(and yeah your captioned screenshots are funny)
 

Fraught

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I also fucking loved this game. I even liked it more than the GTA games. I have fond memories of this game. Like you said, no place was the same, there was so much to do, so much to see, and the little things, like the mission where you infiltrate that asylum and the nerds' fortress, and where you have to go and vandalize a teacher's house, and then when I hid myself in trash cans to avoid the police who came to that house.

One of my favorite games ever. If there's a game I'd do ANYTHING for a sequel for, it's this game.

Absolute bloody Escapism heaven.
 

MiracleOfSound

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Fraught said:
I also fucking loved this game. I even liked it more than the GTA games. I have fond memories of this game. Like you said, no place was the same, there was so much to do, so much to see, and the little things, like the mission where you infiltrate that asylum and the nerds' fortress, and where you have to go and vandalize a teacher's house, and then when I hid myself in trash cans to avoid the police who came to that house.

One of my favorite games ever. If there's a game I'd do ANYTHING for a sequel for, it's this game.

Absolute bloody Escapism heaven.
The asylum mission was really great... proper stealth gameplay with a twist.

I loved how you never even knew the location existed until 3/4 way through the game too, it was a nice little surprise. I always lost my bike there though for some reason.