But I AM the only one!

[DLlama]

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

Not true. Those toe-thumbs are a deal breakers.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

There is nothing unique about me... it's so sad...<.<

What about person who jizzed on a grown woman in a bathroom stall by accident and posted it on the escapist? :3

Anyway, how many guys had as many homosexual experiences in life but is still not gay like me?

And constantly talks about it.

And uses it to make fun of people.

While being half=-greek and american

And living in Drama, Greece and Laconner, Washington.

Now that is a story I've gotta hear.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

That's true? I thought that bit about her having toe-thumbs was a joke!

 

[Lesd3vil]

Well, I must be the only person in the world who's sat in my chair, in my bedroom, in my house, playing my guitar and typing this response with one hand. I realise that's something of a cop-out but all this searching for 'unique' things is saddening... You don't have to be strange to be unique. Everything about you adds up in such a way that makes you unique to yourself; you should embrace this fact.

What irritates me more though, is people who throw away their individuality for the sake of blending into a social group >>

Though, at risk of undermining my previous statement, I must be the only guy I know who can scream soprano high D...

 

[Naheal]

No two people are exactly the same.

The odds of such a thing are astronomically minute.

Considering the statistical possibilities of there being someone like you in a 10 billion population, there's at least 1 other person who's similar enough.

Similar, yes. But it is nigh on impossible for two people to have every cell in their body be a match.

I suppose you're right. Even if you had identical twins sharing very nearly the same experiences throughout their life, you'd still have a problem of perspective from one person to the next.

 

[Stasisesque]

I'm the only one who... doesn't mind not being the only one?

I turn into a massive squealing girl sometimes while reading my Facebook news feed. I'll see a friend of mine has "Liked" a certain page, and more often than not I find myself going, "Oh my god, me toooo!" to myself. For instance, deliberately stepping out of sync to tread on a particularly crunchy looking leaf and things of that ilk. I'm sure there are some things that are unique to me amongst my social circle, but certainly not in the world.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am the only one who experiences this painful life.
Nobody understands me.
[/wrists]

No, but seriously, I'm not naive enough to even consider the possibility I am unique in any way.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

I combine Worcestershire sauce and Peanut butter and then put it in my ramen... it's delicious.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'm the only one with this exact set of personality traits and characteristics. But yeah, I doubt that I have any one part of me that is totally unique.

 

[Lenny Magic]

Whenever someone put a question, such as "How do I cheat death?" or something like that, my immediate thought is "Use Your Stick". Thanks to the Fable 1 Community and their Snow Troll Quest related lies!

 

[AceAngel]

There are 7.5 billion people across the world...take a gander at what I'm trying to say...

 

[Death God]

I can go weeks with ever having to use the bathroom. I know I'm not the only but I may be the only one on this site.

 

[Estocavio]

There are literally billions of people - So unique is impossible.

Rare? Certainly

 

[cWg | Konka]

I'm the only person in the world who's self-proclaimed motto is, "That didn't make sense and I don't care."

I say this alot my friend sorry to rain on your shit

 

[Mr. Gency]

I'm the only one on the Escapist with the name Mr. Gency.

Is this cheating?

 

[Aidinthel]

There are literally billions of people - So unique is impossible.

Rare? Certainly

Over 6 billion to be more precise, meaning that if you're "one in a million" there are still thousands of others just like you. Depressing, isn't it?

 

[Arsen]

I laughed at The Hangover a single time.

That was it. The rest of the time I sat there, bored to tears, waiting for it to end.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Interesting quote, if a bit dated:

If you're one in a million, then there are 1300 people in China like you.

 

[Estocavio]

There are literally billions of people - So unique is impossible.

Rare? Certainly

Over 6 billion to be more precise, meaning that if you're "one in a million" there are still thousands of others just like you. Depressing, isn't it?

I dont find it depressing - Im just glad im not some other redundant animal

 

[The Rockerfly]

There's not a single person at my business uni who has done music and business studies as an A level
There's only 3 black belts in tai kwan do in Nottingham, one is me, another is my sensei and another one is a sensei of a different club
I don't know anyone else who can complete guitar hero 3 and play a tuba

Maybe I am not the sparkling unique snowflake parents want their kids to believe but I'm rarer than most

I don't believe anyone can be unique on one stand alone personality trait but combined with other traits, yes you can

Well, I'm apperently the only straight male in the world that doesn't find Megan Fox particularly attractive...

You are not alone, brother.

.

That makes three of us in the entire stonking world.

Me neither