It's a bit of both, and I'm busting chops today, apologies.MaxTheReaper said:So are you a professional joy-crusher, or is it just natural talent on your part?
It's a bit of both, and I'm busting chops today, apologies.MaxTheReaper said:So are you a professional joy-crusher, or is it just natural talent on your part?
I'll take 10,000. Do you do bulk?MaxTheReaper said:Yeah, whatever, Dr. Jan Itor.LockHeart said:It's a bit of both, and I'm busting chops today, apologies.
So hey, I got a new business card for you.
"Dr. LockHeart: Professional Wet Blanket."
Think of all the chicks you can pick up with this!
Pay me now, thank me later.
I disagree. The people who are forty and reading Twilight or Harry Potter are unlikely to be moving upward any time soon. the only ones whom I've known to be good readers and read those books were already well read by the time they got to those books.Azhrarn-101 said:They may start of reading "Twillight", sparkly vampires and all, but can very well end up reading "Interview with a Vampire" or "Dracula" because of their interest in the subject matter. And those last 2 don't really qualify as garbage now do they?
Quite. Maybe this isn't a safe investment...MaxTheReaper said:I'm the only card dealer in town that does.
In the dangerous, exciting world of business card making, who you gonna call?
Not me, the police are tracing this line.
Jesus.
Right, and I have nothing against simple novels. Simplicity, on its own, does not result in a bad book. But bad books are almost exclusively simple with a few exceptions [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianetics:_The_Modern_Science_of_Mental_Health]. As I said in the original post, not every book needs be hard to read, or force the reader to reconsider their whole world outlook, but it should do something interesting. Like take fairies and set them up in Modern Manhattan.Labyrinth said:In the case of shitty light fiction there's a huge industry because, simply put, it's easier to read. It doesn't take the same effort as working through say, War and Piece, or the acquired snobbery of reading and enjoying Joyce. In some ways people need to be introduced to better light fiction which can toy with a mind yet be flicked through on first go. Pratchett's good for this. Every time you read his books you get another layer of revelation. Brian Jacques was a favourite childhood author of mine because his anthropomorphic novels had undercurrents which interested me while still being a joy to read.
None the less you can't force people to enjoy complex novels such as Brave New World (for all I think everyone should read it at least once). Enjoying reading is a gift as much as it is a pleasure, just as enjoying playing an instrument is, and enjoying the ability to critically analyse.
So I guess what I'm saying is you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it think.
*shudder*MaxTheReaper said:In the gritty (but totally exciting and sexy) world of business cards, few things are safe.
...I feel dirty.
Like a used car salesman.
If I had any suspicion that I was the first to say it, the thought still wouldn't cross my mind. I imagine many people far better spoken than I have used it in the past. Just can't think of any off the top of my head.ninjablu said:Off topic, Brian Jacques was one of my favorite authors as a youngin' too, and I may be forced to steal that analogy in the future. You're not going to copyright it, are you?
good point.Labyrinth said:If I had any suspicion that I was the first to say it, the thought still wouldn't cross my mind. I imagine many people far better spoken than I have used it in the past. Just can't think of any off the top of my head.ninjablu said:Off topic, Brian Jacques was one of my favorite authors as a youngin' too, and I may be forced to steal that analogy in the future. You're not going to copyright it, are you?
Although if they never read they'll never get onto "harder" books later on. Also what makes a book "shit" is somewhat subjective. Although I'll agree something like Dante's inferno or of mice and men has more to say then "confessions of a shopaholic"MaxTheReaper said:The problem with that is, it only gets them reading shit.
Reading isn't like smoking crack - you don't move on to harder drugs later on, unless you're six, in which case, it's kind of expected.
But if you're past that and still reading shit, you're probably going to keep doing so.
I'm sorry, but seriously, for lack of a better adjective? Stupid, nerdy, geeky, for losers, boring, useless, dumb, lame...damn and those are just off the top of my head. You see, people who read, even when they're reading bad books, develop a better vocabulary and don't have to insult a percentage of the population for lack of a better adjective.notsosavagemessiah said:True, but the general idea is that most people these days consider reading to be "gay" (for lack of a better adjective)