Buy a Escapist User

[Pm0n3y]

Your Escapist currency is your posts count multiplied by the # of months you've been on The Escapist since you joined:

Users between Anonymous Resource and Pulitzer Laureate range from 50 to 500
Users between Gone Gonzo and Nobel Laureate are 600 and 1000
News Team are worth 2000
Red Guard are worth 3000


example I purchase Neonbob
-1000

I'm left with 1,033 post counts in Escapist money.

Let start Shopping!!

 

[Sassafrass]

Hang on...

Alright, I purchase the OP for 800. Now have 247 left (I think)

 

[Mstrswrd]

Your Escapist currency is your posts count multiplied by the # of months you've been on The Escapist since you joined:

Users between Anonymous Resource and Pulitzer Laureate range from 50 to 500
Users between Gone Gonzo and On The Record are 600 and 1000
Red Guard users are worth 1200
News Team are worth 2000
Mods are worth 3000


example I purchase Neonbob
-1000

I'm left with 1,033 post counts in Escapist money.

Let start Shopping!!

Uhh... what? Why... what is this for? Is this just a fun little game?

Also, can we buy users who have bought users? If so, do we get all of their users as well, or do the people we buy keep the people they bought?

 

[sms_117b]

That gives me 33,336 (I rounded months up to 24 from 23 and 22 days) points, how many mods are there? If less than 11 I'll buy all of them.

 

[megapenguinx]

Hmm I have a buttload of money....37089 0_0
So
I buy [user]NewClassic[/user]!
Then [user]Cantfakethefunk[/user], [user]Labyrinth[/user], Baby Tea, [user]Wilsonscrazybed[/user], AboveUp, and MasterStratus.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

According to my calculations I have just enough to buy xmetatronx, seems like the kind of guy I'd like to get a beer with.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Owweee, this hurts my brain

 

[lacktheknack]

I buy myself and sell myself to freedom.

NONE OF YOU SHALL OWN ME!

 

[Timotei]

Labyrinth: -3000

Susan Arendt: -2000

Amnestic: -1000

xmetatr0nx: -1000
------------------
=1220 Internetz left

I buy myself and sell myself to freedom.

NONE OF YOU SHALL OWN ME!

-500
------
=720 Internetz left

 

[sms_117b]

I buy myself and sell myself to freedom.

NONE OF YOU SHALL OWN ME!

I buy this guy as there are 14 mods and I can only afford 11

Leaving me 32836 points

EDIT: Damn ninja'd, At least I get my points back

 

[Azraellod]

very well.

20280
-1000 razer17 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/razer17] (first friend on the escapist)
19280
-1000 neonbob [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/neonbob] (fun to play games with)
18280
-1000 portal maniac [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/portal%20maniac] (fun to play games with)
17280
-1000 iceland'gamer [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/iceland'gamer] (fun to play games with)
16280
-1000 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Diagonal+Horizontality]diagonal horizontality[/url] (made me an avatar for the future)
15280

and i'm saving the rest of it for the moment. i'll spend it later.

 

[Berethond]

I'd buy ae86gamer.
-1000

And Max, so I could make fun of him all the time.
-1000

And Neonbob
-1000

And Higurashi

-1000

And all the Red Guard (Alex_P, Ultrajoe, Wilson, Nilcypher, Labyrinth, Baby Tea)

-7200

=44'930 Escapicash left.

Who else should I buy?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

All right I got 22841.

So I will buy

No More Sanity for 1000

21841

Ramthundar for 600
21241

Baby Tea afor 1200

20041

and

Funk for 3000

17041

 

[Fanboy]

What? I built four Hotels on Fanboy Avenue, I'm worth way more than 500 points!

[small]*checks property card*[/small]

Hmmm, never mind, it seems I'm worth even less now.

Anyways, I won't buy anyone, cause slavery is wrong! Wrong I say! No matter how many pyramids are built in my honor, it's wrong! I don't care if they'll clothe me, bathe me, and perform sexual favors! Yes, a human chess set may sound fun at first, and maybe even remain that way, but it's wrooooong!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*laughs* I'll scrap together as much as I can to buy sky14kemea

 

[Fightgarr]

Why are Mods and Red Guard considered different things worth different amounts? I think you made a mistake.

 

[zen5887]

Hmmm

37 569

I'll buy Purps back then give the rest to charity.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I can buy a large contingent of the regulars of the Off-Topic community, probably including four Maxthereapers. Or the whole of the Themis Media Group Staff. [Due to unmentioned circumstances] With my uninjured hand I shall show Power as opposed to Authority, I won't buy any one, for no man should be a slave, but a servant of God.

"Those with Authority say 'For your transgressions, I punish you.'. Those with Power say 'For your transgressions, I forgive you.'."
-Oskar Schindler

149,961 credits remaining.

And if you think I have a lot, you should consider some of the old long-fled Warcry users

 

[zen5887]

Woah..

This thread made me realise how many new people have way more posts than I do...

 

[Flying-Emu]

(3920 posts) x (11 months) = $43120

I donate my monies to the poor little boys without internet in New Guinea.