Buy-A-Planet

[sequio]

If you could own a planet or star, which one would you want? Please also mention why you want it and what you would do with it.

EDIT: Also including anomalies and other space things i am not aware of. Forgot to post my own. I want Alpha Centauri B because i hear it might have a terrestrial planet orbiting.

 

[Baby Tea]

Earth.

It supports life!

EDIT: I would rule over you all! MUAHAHA!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I want Pluto back.

 

[Ranooth]

I would own our Sun and charge you all for using it, and then using this money buy earth.

MWHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Ionami]

Saturn. It looks awesome and I bet it smells amazing.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I might buy the planet Skyron in the Andromeda galaxy, It is populated by blancmanges. I could corner the market.

 

[gibboss28]

I'd buy the sun. And then pay to have it put closer to the Earth so it burns things...while i sit on the sun getting a nice tan. Also i'd pay for reality to be bent to my will so the previous thing is possible.

 

[Brokkr]

I want Pluto back.

I will second this. It was always my favorite.

 

[sequio]

I want Pluto back.

I will second this. It was always my favorite.

I third. Damn astronomy nazis.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Saturn. It looks awesome and I bet it smells amazing.

It's mostly hydrogen and helium so it wouldn't smell at all. It would smell like nitrogen or oxygen.

I would like a nice planet rich in heavy metals like iron or something else of fantastic usefulness for life.

 

[dalek sec]

Skaro, it might be a bombed out hellhole but it's a bombed out hellhole with a bunch of resources left for me to sell to people.

 

[Space Spoons]

Venus. I want to push it into the sun and see what happens.

 

[LewsTherin]

I'll take Cybertron for one thousand, Alex.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I want Pluto back.

I will second this. It was always my favorite.

I third. Damn astronomy nazis.

I wanted to buy this shirt but they didn't have it in women's sizes.
I'd be the coolest person ever in that.

 

[Vlane]

I want the Sun! And then I would destroy it....with something.

 

[iseko]

Venus, i'd send all my enemies there.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Would The Restaurant at the End of the Universe be available?
I want it.

 

[Starnerf]

Saturn. It looks awesome and I bet it smells amazing.

It smells like pine needles, if I remember correctly.

 

[The Eaten Cake]

Ursa Minor Beta. I want to transplant a dictatorial society onto the Hitchhiker's Guide offices and see what happens to it.

 

[dalek sec]

P3X-888

Granted it's the homeworld to the Goa'uld but it does look rather nice.