buying gf

[Euryalus]

In light of the 8th anniversary of me dying in the wilderness like a noob, I've valiantly picked up my sword and shield again in order to buy gf. But I have no money, so I'm selling swordies and lobbies.

Does anyone here know the best place to buy gf when I get money?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I've heard Russia has good catalogs when it comes to mail-order brides, I'd look there

If not, we can always get you a "temporary gf" to have sex with you in back alley of a McDonald's

The point is we have options

 

[thesilentman]

I'm fairly sure we call this a "shitpost" on the internet.

 

[Leg End]

I'm fairly sure we call this a "shitpost" on the internet.

In which case, I accept this shitposting challenge.

Spoiler: Commence.

 

[FPLOON]

Well... Are you looking for length, width, height, depth, and/or featured on a Simulator? Because, from there, I would consider importing because the amount of potential categories ends up increasing the more over seas you get...

Other than that, I do not recommend asking any damn mermaids... let alone buying any kind of gf from them...

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

I've heard Russia has good catalogs when it comes to mail-order brides, I'd look there

If not, we can always get you a "temporary gf" to have sex with you in back alley of a McDonald's

The point is we have options

This "temporary gf" is just Taco in a low quality wig. He doesn't even spring for a real back alley of McDonald's. It's a front alley of MicDonuld's, a notorious underground Chinese Knock-off.
3/10 Would not recommend.

 

[Fijiman]

I think I remember someone telling me that Walmart was a pretty good place to do that. Although any Walmart clones can also be good places.

 

[sky14kemea]

No! That's a bad T0ad! No discussion = no gf.