Holy shit...they've finally gone and created a real version of those "how the fuck does that even stay on" fantasy/sci-fi clothes.
Ultra-advanced nanostructured polymers with asynchronous anti-gravity field?Zykon TheLich said:Holy shit...they've finally gone and created a real version of those "how the fuck does that even stay on" fantasy/sci-fi clothes.
It makes my heart swell with pride that humanity has finally reached such a level of technological advancement and that it's first use is to make tiny, tiny pants.blackrave said:Ultra-advanced nanostructured polymers with asynchronous anti-gravity field?Zykon TheLich said:Holy shit...they've finally gone and created a real version of those "how the fuck does that even stay on" fantasy/sci-fi clothes.
I'm not sure I follow.Zykon TheLich said:It makes my heart swell with pride that humanity has finally reached such a level of technological advancement and that it's first use is to make tiny, tiny pants.blackrave said:Ultra-advanced nanostructured polymers with asynchronous anti-gravity field?Zykon TheLich said:Holy shit...they've finally gone and created a real version of those "how the fuck does that even stay on" fantasy/sci-fi clothes.
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!Zykon TheLich said:Holy shit...they've finally gone and created a real version of those "how the fuck does that even stay on" fantasy/sci-fi clothes.
And honestly, this is a rule I never really thought would have to be explicitly stated.Chemical Alia said:I think I'll just avoid anything that has the potential for chafing my anus and set that as a general rule.
Well you're assuming the back bit nestles in your butt crack rather than ... well I'll leave it to your imagination.Chemical Alia said:My butt crack feels uncomfortable just from looking at photos of the back of that thing. Not having tried it myself, I get the feeling that it would be difficult to keep in place, but maybe you just gotta wedge it up there real good. I'm having sweaty flashbacks to the time I accidentally bought a pair of thong underwear and tried to wear it anyway.
So, wait, it's okay for men to be slobs?!sweetylnumb said:Well okay okay maybe its more the idea that men are going out and buying these for thier girlfriends and expecting them to wear them, whilst having a bear gut and wearing the exact same clothes every day is totally okay for them.JoJo said:It's an entirely valid excuse, since what business is it of you or I what other people wear under their clothes? Yeah, I can't imagine it being practical but it's no more offensive than a myriad of other odd fashion choices. Also, even though I'm a man I would totally wear one if it meant I would get a free ticket to visit Mars![]()
What can i say, i have penis envy something fierce. I'd be fine with it if men had to wear sexy underwear too. I mean it itches and digs in for half an hour then they tear it off anyway. Or continue playing call of duty, depending on the day. And i want to be able to walk around topless too damnit.
Damn you men!*burns bra in rage*
....its been a long day