[HEADING=1]caffeine|[small]domble[/small][/HEADING][HEADING=1]BLACK DYNAMITE[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Women want him, men want to join in.[/HEADING]![]()
As a non-racist white male, my biggest fear in the world is saying something which would be perceived as bigotry, and then having to watch my entire life crumble around me. This was especially bad in my teenage years working in a cafe, when I had to carefully scan my sentences ahead of time lest the phrase "anything else, sir?" fall out of my mouth as "heil Hitler, darkie."
While its true that I'm praying the above quip is taken as the joke it was meant to be, I must press on and say that the point I'm ironically goose-stepping towards is that I'm going to review a Blaxploitation comedy starring a man who could easily kick me into a fine paste. I do have one subtle advantage, however, and that's that no one knows where I live.
With this in mind, I'll say that the Spoof Comedy Genre is in dire straits, with words like Scary, Epic and Disaster being the proverbial nails in the metaphorical coffin, which in turn is called Movie. With seemingly no end in sight to these monstrosities, let us instead go back to somewhere near the beginning.
The film held in highest regard in the genre is undoubtedly Airplane!, and even its star (Leslie Nielson, who was in the exquisite Forbidden Planet) isn't above grabbing a hammer and, if you'll excuse my fondness for the vernacular, going to town. It brings to mind the Da Vinci painting of The Last Supper, wherein the man who posed for Jesus also posed for Judas a few months down the line.
So I guess my question, gentle reader, is can the genre be saved? Can Leslie Nielson redeem himself?
Hell no. Anyway, here's Black Dynamite.
[HEADING=2]"Who's in charge here?"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]"Sarcastically I'm in charge."[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Because stage notes are for The Man.[/HEADING]
As you might have guessed from the film's title, there's only one character you need care about: The Black Chuck Norris, The Baron of Beatdowns and, indeed, He who is 60,000 Volts of Black Power.
But who is the man behind this sharply-dressed, bone-crunching, lady-killing Herculean colossus? None other than Michael Jai White (The Dark Knight and uh... Spawn). Now it's fair to say that Michael has been traipsing around DVD Premier Hell for a few years now, holding a tattered sign reading "wil Kung Fu 4 food" and generally not doing anything more memorable than picking the teeth of his adversaries out of his knuckles. It would seem, to the layman at least, like he's been saving up his creative juices for this piece (Jai White also being billed as one of the writers). To his unending credit he jumps right into the role, letting the absurdity of the character carry the jokes, and you'll never catch him winking at the camera. Or at least if you do, you'll be too afraid to call him on it - reference that with my mentioning of fine paste, and his ability to kick you into it.
The titular hero is a cat who takes no guff from the The Man; a mean mofo who beats down honky-tonks one minute and shags their wives the next. From start to finish the character is a marvel, combining all the clichés you could imagine, but does so with enough style that the character is, paradoxically, completely unique. This is one of those rare occasions that you can't possibly argue with the casting; everything, right down to the delivery, physique, even age, is perfect. Jai White's ability to switch from cool to camp in a split second is invaluable here, and sells the character from the word go.
Contrary to popular belief, word of mouth and my apparent coming out of the closet, Black Dynamite isn't the only character here; there's a cornucopia of Blaxploitation archetypes, each one celebrated and sent up in equal measure. I won't bore you with the details, but there isn't a performance here that isn't tongue in cheek and game for a laugh - not least the major bad guy who pops up at the end for a very-definition-of-OTT finale.
[HEADING=2]"I told you not to call here[/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]and interrupt my Kung Fu!"[/HEADING][HEADING=3]He did tell you, honky-tonk.[/HEADING]
As is with all comedies, the most important aspect isn't the humour.
Imagine, if you will, watching your favourite comedy. This may be Big Bang Theory, Father Ted or Hudson Hawk - hell, I'm not going to judge. Your favourite character from same is on fire, reeling off joke after joke, near suffocating you with hilarity. Now imagine this scene again, but sitting next to you is a dead clown - his lifeless eyes burning into your neck, the lifeless parody of joy all the scarier for its lack of threat. Sorry, childhood nightmare. Anyway, my point is that it's a grim scenario, and if like me your coulrophobia requires daily therapy you most certainly aren't laughing. Yes, the most important aspect of a comedy is atmosphere, and in this respect Black Dynamite delivers in spades. Every scene is a mellow, seventies nostalgia trip which gently caresses laughs out of you like a warm bath made of cherry bakewells, and lovingly topped off with a bubbles distilled from pure elation.
Which isn't to say that the titular hero relies on fond memories to carry the piece. The humour here is exquisite, and the creators have an obvious love for the source material. The film, as you might have guessed, celebrates everything good and bad about the genre. Anyone familiar with the films[footnote]I read Empire's Bluffer's Guide [http://www.empireonline.com/features/bluffers-guide-to-blaxploitation], so in my own mind I qualify.[/footnote] will know that there's a lot of both, and the writers quite rightly realised that spreading the references all across the movie would feel messy, bewilder the audience and choke the laughs. As a result, the first half of the film celebrates the technical faults that mired the genre, and the second half the sheer, balls-to-the-wall silliness that often gave the movies their charm.
The only issue with this dynamic is that the shift between the two is so obvious that the resulting clunk heard during the change can be measured on the Richter Scale. Add to this a slight dip in the action and laughs in the second act and you have a film that sometimes feels unbalanced - whether this is an extremely ironic homage to the way the films were made or a creative oversight is a decision I'll leave to minds considerably more sober than my own.
But in truth, the only real deal breaker in the film is the base concept. If you don't get the first joke, you might as well stop watching because you aren't going to get the next fifty. This, like most spoofs, is an all-or-nothing affair which will leave stragglers flapping in the breeze. The subject matter is a very strict one, and even though the film tries to make its own mark it's very much at the mercy of the genre.
What stands out most about the film is the creators' fastidious attention to detail. Every single aspect of the genre is explored, from fashion to cinematography, and while a lesser comedy would just put them on screen and expect you to laugh, maybe adding in Carmen Elektra in a bikini for good measure, Dynamite works them seamlessly into the plot - and as a final "fuck you" to its peers, you get tits too.
Now that's jive, you turkey.
[HEADING=2]"I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community." [/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]"But... I sell drugs to the community!"[/HEADING][HEADING=3]An awkward and painful answer. Mostly painful.[/HEADING]
The Verdict? Effortlessly cool, effortlessly funny, effortlessly quotable - put that all together and it must have been a lot of hard work.
It's a film that not only tries to parody a genre, but actually say something about it too. When compared to the slew of indefensible Movie movies infesting our cinemas almost weekly, it stands as a delicious fusion of wit, intelligence and originality.
In short; It's outta' sight.
And yes, I did have to scan that phrase ahead of time.
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