Calling All Future Supervillians!!

[Irridium]

I will hide everyone's TV remotes. And if that plan fails I'll hide their video game remotes/keys/wallets/and anything else thats small but people need.

Eventually they will all go insane from looking for their things, and will become bitter hollow husks of what they once were.

How's that for evil?

edit: I'll expand on my idea.

We could then use the husks as our own personal army. We just strap bombs on them and send them to our target, promising that their belongings are there, destroying any last shred of resistance.

 

[Dumbledude]

Mr.Death, the masterminds have concluded that you show huge potential, but there must be some modifications to you're plans...
Please ensure that ALL gangs that survive your gang war are exterminated! If you are willing to accept these terms, then you shall gladly be accepted!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[_zuul]

stealing, killing, and destroying.


why complicate what works?


EDIT: oooops, i forgot. you need to wear a costume to be a supervillian

 

[Energylegzz]

Vek, The masterminds have chosen you to enter the group! please follow this....

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Future-Supervillains

Aby_Z, you hve been chosen! please follow this.....

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Future-Supervillains

You can, you know PM them instead

Caramelldansen them to death...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QkmS-ayhk4
There will be no survivors.

Also, sir, you are an awful, awful man!

My ways may not be conventional but God damn it they work well! Pump em full of Swedish pop music and I barley have to dirty my hands this is the way warfare should be handled.

 

[Doomwaffle]

Encase the city overnight into an airtight box. This box will even go underground and will be impenetrable. Any trapped people (if they didn't run when they saw a big ass box falling on them will die in the darkness from asphyxiation when all the air runs out or starvation.

 

[ucciolord1]

You will find out soon...
So very soon.......

Spoiler

Create an infestation of giant parasitic worms that digest you alive from the inside after entering through the anus, in the sewers of several major cities. Convince everyone it is a new strain of flu. Once the cities are desolate, demolish the skyscrapers. Blame it on the terrorists (pr something more creative). Humanity will have suffered a devastating,demoralizing loss, and while they are united in grief, seize the opportunity to usurp all major governments in a brilliant coup, using mostly fembots. Gradually starve my subjects until only a few remain, then use them as starting points for my new army of intergalactic mutant frogs. Once that is complete, march them to R'lyeh, a hold Cthulhu ransom.
For a million bajillion fafillion dollars.

 

[delet]

Aby_Z, you hve been chosen! please follow this.....

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Future-Supervillains

Cool, it appears I am, indeed, evil. Now if I could only figure out how this whole 'group' thing works...

 

[paragon1]

I'll hire super-scientists to create horrible grotesque monsters and unleash them into the streets/sewers/back alleys. In the ensuing rash of grisly murders, the population will be frightened. Eventually, the government will declare martial law, and citizens will be trapped in the city won't be able to leave their homes at night. While the the military is busy trying to exterminate the monsters, I'll use the subsequent economic depression this has caused to seize control of local businesses and infrastructure, while providing relief to the beleaguered citizens, making them love me. I'll then use my know massive influence to install a puppet government. I'd then trigger the kill switch in the monsters, which will allow the military to withdraw, leaving me the effective ruler of the city.

If I ever get bored and wish to destroy the city, I'll instigate a massive brainwashing program through subliminal messaging that will cause everyone who sees it to become violent savages who attack everyone on sight. The city falls to ruin in the ensuing carnage, and I safely escape to another location with all their money.

 

[RatRace123]

Destroy it from the inside, gain alliance with, or possibly become an important political figure head. All the while murdering fellow local politicians, and hiring thugs to cause a rash of crime sprees culminating in the assasination of the mayor, and my rise to power. With the city in turmoil and desperate for change, institute a new set of laws which further weaken the resolve of the citizens. This ends with a small army of carefully trained and instructed secret police who go on a spree of killings and building deomlitions, the city and it's civies are all destroyed, and I revel in my villainy.

Then I betray and murder all my police to ensure not a word is spoken... then I move on.

 

[whatdoyouthink]

an army of these

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/squirrl%20gun.jpg

 

[Joe Matsuda]

im a superhero....so.....

yeah.............

*caugh caugh*

 

[Hazy]

1. First, I release a catalog filled with a wide variety of cheaply made products at incredibly expensive prices.

2. Once I sucker the public out of their money, I build a doomsday device.

3. ...

4. Profit!

 

[LeonLethality]

Pirates with laser eyes riding bears.

I can get you some of those on the quiet.

[sub]Keep it hush hush[/sub]

But I already have so- HEY WHO TOOK THEM!
[sub]You sly little..[/sub]

 

[ejb626]

I could be humane and just go back in time and kill the founder/founders (especially since most cities on the east coast where I am started of as European colonies) then none of the citzens would be born (or at least not there) and wouldn't die.

You know what fuck one city how about the whole world, imagine the world now if someone took an ICBM back in time and gave it to the Mongol Hoarde.

You can really fuck shit up with time travel.

 

[Nazulu]

I'm going to bring back the black plague by unleashing a horde of infested rats and other small furry creatures into all major city's, then I am going to market a tube that says antidote everywhere after 2 weeks except it won't be an antidote, it will just be a cream that burns your skin, and finally I will control every radio and TV station and laugh at all my victims saying "haha, I poisoned you and ripped you off at the same time".

 

[Poofs]

i would nuke the moon!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Easy. Send that city's Hero mad.

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

Well whenever I go to the store near my house I make sure no one is looking then I slip into the daycare center they have there (I know said) grab one of the toys that the isn't being played with as I assume its a personal possession of one of the kids there and throw it out in the big trash dumpster behind the store. Another time I stole money from a collection bin where the money was going to a camp for kids with cancer. I know its not a plan to destroy a city I'm just proud of those moments. But if I had to pick a way to destroy a city I'd build a Utopian city where everyone gets what they want instantly free of crime disease famine and poverty slowing but surly making them in permanent sedentary life style by drowning them in what they love. Then once this is achieved Id have a few bombs go off throughout the city not enough to destroy it but just enough to shatter there illusion of safety and piece. Then once they begin to destroy themselves I'd start a rumor that relief is on the way but in reality it never would.

 

[Tuddle]

Unreal Evil: Build a time machine and stop video games and internet from ever happening.



Real Evil: I am going to go on escapist and say:

MW2 SUCKS!