Calling all single people, what are you doing to survive the 14th?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Same thing I do every year, absolutely bugger all. Really it's just like any other day, I couldn't care less.

 

[Braedan]

I'm not single, and I'm doing nothing on the 14th. It's a stupid day. I don't need Hallmark to tell me when to care about someone.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Well, seeing as it's a Tuesday, I shall be working and then after that comes the gaming and the drinking.

I honestly don't even care about Valentine's Day, so it will just be another day, but with an emphasis on being aware that I'm single.

 

[Cheesus333]

Me? Well, it's time for KILLATHON 2K12!!!

Yes, the yearly tradition in which I spend practically the entire hellish day indoors playing violent games of all kinds, going to the extent of tracking my virtual bodycount. Last year's high score was approx 9000 dead! Big thank you to the former citizens of megaton for helping so greatly in this objective! Let's hope for 10000 this year!

...Good God that's brilliant.

Well my answer was going to be "be very bitter and ***** to everyone I know about my not-particularly-recent break up" but fuck that shit because now I'm in on KILLATHON '12

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

 

[Ickorus]

Same as usual, Valentines day has never really bothered me; sure when im dating I make some sort of token effort but even then it's not a big deal for me.

 

[Kreett]

I'm going to open my laptop, start my 360. Then watch My little pony and play Fallout New Vegas.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I think its on monday... Which means school. I get more crap for not having a girlfriend. Yay.

 

[lacktheknack]

I work that day. I work in a grocery store with a well-stocked floral department.

So I'll spend it wrapping flowers for awkward men being romantic to their lady friends.

Pity me.

 

[Burst6]

I'm sure people have said this before but, buy cheap chocolate and watch funny internet videos.

I'm planning on going on a Ask That Guy marathon that day.

 

[Yopaz]

I dunno. Maybe get out of bed. Make some chicken. The day is open for anything since I got every Tuesday off. Also praise myself lucky that I'm not a part of a tradition which is kept alive only because the card industry wants us to buy Valentine cards. Valentine's Day is like Christmas except it's not fun for guys.

 

[Shockolate]

Playing Mass Effect 2 all day to get things ready for Mass Effect 3.

 

[Mikeyfell]

Huh? My friend calls Valentine's Day "Single's Awareness Day" like it's supposed to be some bad thing to be sans-significant-other on the 14th. But I never dug that logic. Being the survivor of 4 (count 'em 4) relationships with women who were perfectly likeable before the words "Would you like to go out with me?" were uttered. Then like I said the magic fucking words they changed in to evil psychotic ***** cunts who's only form of obtaining sustenance was by absorbing my soul through cold stares and meaningless cat-fights with my female friends. (Most of whom aren't even into guys) So I never understood the point of being in a relationship, and therefore never understood the point of Valentine's day. Maybe it's a result of getting too comfortable in the "friend zone" of a bunch of lesbians. The fact that I'm never hurting for female companionship led to my theory that putting up with someone I can't stand just on the off chance she might have sex with me if I'm "good" is just a no win endeavor. Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that I have an unfiltered internet connection and porn featuring hotter women than I will ever meet in real life is just a button click away.

But I digress. The 14th is a Tuesday so I'll be at work

 

[Colour Scientist]

On the 14th I'll spend my time being happy that i'm not in some juvenile relationship based on emotional insecurities.
Seriously guys - relationships are not worth it while you are young. Been there, done that, waste of time. As much as you may not understand yet, casual hookups are far, far more pleasurable then attempting a relationship with a woman when so many seem to be boring, insipid, uninspiring and incredibly insecure.

That's some fairly shitty advise, it must be said. Sounds like someone has some women issues.

What do you consider young?

 

[falcon1985]

That would be Tuesday. I work the morning shift, get home completely exhausted and dump myself into bed. Day done.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

My brother is having a St. Valentine's Day Massacre Party.
Should be kickass.

 

[lacktheknack]

On the 14th I'll spend my time being happy that i'm not in some juvenile relationship based on emotional insecurities.
Seriously guys - relationships are not worth it while you are young. Been there, done that, waste of time. As much as you may not understand yet, casual hookups are far, far more pleasurable then attempting a relationship with a woman when so many seem to be boring, insipid, uninspiring and incredibly insecure.

That's some fairly shitty advise, it must be said. Sounds like someone has some women issues.

What do you consider young?

You shouldn't have gotten his attention. Everything of note that he says results in a flame war.

I get the feeling that there's a bit of satire in the name "The Cool Kid".

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Skyrim, My Little Pony, study, listen to music on Youtube, that sort of thing. I'm not interested in the holiday or its connotation anyway.

 

[MintberryCrunch]

The same thing I do every night, Pinkie. Try to take over the world!

NARF! +42 Internets for you!

By the sounds of it Valentines' Day is just one big hassle, especially if you're like me and can't buy presents for anyone because they're always wrong. I get around this by being single and playing videogames, go me!

 

[Dangit2019]

Ah yes, that whole valentines thing. The day of the year on which all single people are supposed to feel bad.

Worse yet, it probably works on some level.

So, what are you doing to keep some semblance of sanity on this most cr*ppy of holidays? Are you barricading yourself away? Going out in desperation? Or are you just gonna open fire on a high street full of nauseating couples judging you for your apparent lack of a soul?

Me? Well, it's time for KILLATHON 2K12!!!

Yes, the yearly tradition in which I spend practically the entire hellish day indoors playing violent games of all kinds, going to the extent of tracking my virtual bodycount. Last year's high score was approx 9000 dead! Big thank you to the former citizens of megaton for helping so greatly in this objective! Let's hope for 10000 this year!

Actually, the only thing that annoys me on Valentine's Day is fellow single people putting WAY too much influence on how bad Valentine's Day is. Just let the lovers have fun and stop acting like V-Day's some big conspiracy to make single people feel bad. I like to think of V-Day as "the day before the day where candy gets really cheap".

 

[CleverCover]

Usually I would break out the ice cream and watch animated movies once I finished my homework.

This year, I can ignore my singleness with a ME3 demo! Yay!!!!

EDIT: captcha gave me a sad face. That has got to be the most depressing thing ever.