Calumon Time: Four-ems

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Jack and Calumon

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Jack: Yes Calumon is getting a Review Series with a name. If you wish to complain then think long and hard before you do. And now to Calumon.

Calumon: Hiya everybody. It's time to play!

[HEADING=1]CALUMON TIME[/HEADING]​

Erm... I guess I better get serious otherwise people will never be able to take me seriously. Now lets get to work!

Since everybody has a review series with a name on it, Jack suggested I took spelling lessons and make my own review, but I only play Digimon World and Digimon Battle and I'm not done, so I'll just review the Internet for now. After all, there is a lot of it, and I hope all of it is this fun!

I've only been on these... Four-ems, and I can say I like them. But I'm meant to be in a review so I have to talk about bad things too. So I'll just go on like that man in that hat.

Four-Ems are places where people can talk about anything they want as long as they meet within some rules and standards. But these rules are sometimes invisible and only known if you've been talking for a long time, so it's not really that fair on new people, which are called n00bs which is just as mean! It's like being in a lawless city alone as everyone else trys to hunt you down for mistakes you don't know your making, and thats why it's good to find a friend.

If your going to go on Four-Ems then pick one's which have rules you must abide by. Jack used to go on 4Chan and he really didn't like that he says. Here on The Escapist, you have to be careful as rules exist, but they're here for good reasons so that's nice. You have to make sure you read them, and note that people will break the rules alot so you must be very careful not to get too mad because even you might break a rule. Don't get mad, it's all for the best.


Sometimes, People have reasons to get mad.
People on there vary from person to person, and they probably will never meet you, so never take anything to personally. If someone doesn't like something you do, there will be someone who does. So never fear, a friendly community is here.

One thing which is kinda bad is that every now and again, lots of things people call "Bots" occasionally walk in and show off inappropriate things which has Jack putting a blindfold on me as he redirects me to watch Yu-Gi-Oh, The Abridged Series, which is always nice, but I find the Blindfolding kinda annoying.

Finally, I want to talk about the communitys. I went to three Four-em sites and this one had the nicest community. All Forum Websites were Gaming related and only this one had a mainly low Trollmon count. I went to Gamespot and Red vs Blue and in both people can be really mean! Just because they both give you shiny badges and prizes doesn't mean that people won't be mean to everyone! This Website has had been used to me for a while though, so I guess that people would be used to me, but GameSpot were REALLY MEAN!

Calumon's Verdict: If you can find a nice enough place to go these are worth your time. Here is a nice place, stay and play with us! We have RP!

Calumon's 1000th thought is coming soon, and let me tell you, it's going to shake The Escapist.
 

The Undoer

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Daystar Clarion said:
So you told people on a forum... what a forum is?

Mind = blown
That's pretty much what's happening in my head aswell, but here is some ascii just to example it further

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No one said I was good at it.
 

SavingPrincess

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Jack and Calumon said:
You kids and your schizophrenia. I love it. You (Jack) should take some voice acting and ventriloquist classes so you can live properly in your own skin. =)
 

JEBWrench

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*golf clap*

Clever, J&C. Clever.

But Calumon still needs to work on some punctuation and word use. Not bad for a digital monster... thing.
 

chromewarriorXIII

The One with the Cake
Oct 17, 2008
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Very amusing. I love these four-ems too.

As for that picture of Calumon: D'awww.

And YGOTAS is awesome, so the blindfold is worth it.
 

GiantRedButton

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pleasant read.
Cuteness can be a classified weapon. ;)
When you said that you had to review bad things too, i immediatly thought, alright here co,es 4chan :D
Turns out I was right. :)
 

skystryke

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Nice review, and I can't wait to see Calumons Escapist-shaking 1000th thought.

And I just noticed the name change after reading your other reviews.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Jan 4, 2010
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Calumon, I love you you know that?

You made me laugh! Blasphemy! BLASPHEMY I SAY! OFF WITH YE HE-
*Slaps self*
Sorry bout that, anyway nice review there Calumon. And I will be looking forward to your other reviews, just one little mistake here,

Since everybody has a review series with a name on it, so Jack suggested I took spelling lessons and make my own review, but I only play Digimon World and Digimon Battle and I'm not done, so I'll just review the Internet for now.
Not a big worry, just came across to me as odd to say out loud. Get rid of the so unless it was meant to be there.

Still, nice little review there.
 

Eerors

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Jan 31, 2010
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I want the 1000th thought twist to be that Calumon is the real one, Jack is fictional.
-Posting that in white was sneaky!-

And has taken me too long to realise that Calumon isn't a pokemon! I was looking forward to adding him to my none-existent pokemon collection. I've died a little inside :(
 

Sylocat

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I hope this is going to be a regular column. Calumon, do you have "Cuteness Attack!" listed as one of your moves, by any chance?
 

Samurai Goomba

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Your profile and this thread confuse me. Much like Internet forums themselves, I fail to see the point.

But I guess I can enjoy those, too.
 

Jack and Calumon

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Sober Thal said:
What does Jack and Calumon mean? You are two people sharing the same account?

The red squiggly lines under the words you type mean you have spelling errors.... but I guess you already knew that, eh?

MMMM is what you mean when you say four-ems? Just kidding, you mean to say forums, but you are being cute with your internet speak, just like when you say n00bs, right?

The point of your post is to say that posting on these forums is just a fun pass time we shouldn't take seriously, and we should try to just have fun with, right?

I am a snobby selfish jerk that has been called a troll by a few people, so I ask you this next question in a serious non-sarcastic way: What is your point by this post?

Also, why do you pretend to be two people?
Yeah... I had to use I.E to post this so red squiggly lines were non-existent.

Calumon: All questions answered here. ^^