Camping Trip

[FalloutJack]

The Doctor and The Master.

This is a setup that requires no explanation. Murphy's Law dictates that something interesting will happen.

Specifically, Delgado and Pertwee for me.
Though the drawback of inviting those two is that they were such close friends that they would be playing off of each other all night.

I can see this one happening over all the others.

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What a Pertwee-Delgado Doctor-Master camping trip might look like:

5PM - The Doctor and the Master arrive at meeting place after being forced to work together to save the cosmos from something bigger than both of them. They're already arguing over a spot to travel to. The Master wants to go to Mt. Everest while the Doctor wants to visit Yellowstone before it was spoiled by man.

6PM - Bickering ends. Welcome to a completely random wilderness setting chosen by a highly-sophisticated method of decision-making called 'potluck'. The Master's TARDIS now looks like a black tent. The Doctor has to set up his own and lock the blue box to prevent anyone from using it as an outhouse.

7PM - Trouble already started. Doctor has to stop the Master from shooting animals with his supply of holdout pistols and ends up fighting a bear. Cue Venusian martial arts scene and the bear runs off, never to be seen again. Also, the Master uses a laser cutter to knock down a tree for wood and it hits the Doctor's TARDIS.

8PM - Campfire marshmellow time. The Master somehow has tiny marshmellows in a mug of hot cocoa, possibly indicating that he has tested the first iteration of the Tissue Compression Eliminator. A quick sonic screwdriver burst detonates his back pocket. Evening hot dogs are blue for some reason.

9PM - Twice-told stories about Doctor-Master battles in which details are blurred or misremembered, blaming each other for various harms done in the past...and possibly in the future. It ends with the Doctor's latest marshmellow catching on fire and the Master laughing maniacally.

10PM - Sleep, although a cry heard at about midnight sounding suspiciously like the Master indicates that the Doctor's rope-sling traps have worked.

7AM - The Master is caught by the lake, hypnotizing fish. When the Doctor confronts him about it, a rainnbow trout jumps up to smack him in the face. Fishing continues from both sides...competitively. The fish are also mesmorized by Venusian lullibies.

8AM - Sword fight! Things having heated up between the two at the lake, the two Timelords fight it out with fishing rods acting as their swords. Comments like "I am not left-handed!" and "I will kill you 'till you die from it!" are heard during the battle as they fight around the whole length of the lake and indeed into the water. This goes on for three hours, the end of which leaves both of them too pooped to fight anymore.

12PM - A feast of fish, followed by being captured by Silurians. Embarassing, really. All the fighting and goings on woke them up from their eternal sleep by some thermal vents that feed their machine generators. Usual case of the Doctor helping while the Master is manipulating. Unsure of how to actually handle humanity, they elect to sleep on it and the Doctor sabotages their alarm clocks to wake them in about a million years.

2PM - Apparently, all this time, the two of them have been switching a bomb back and forth between their TARDISes, and now they can't tell which one has the explosive because the Master made his own machine look like the Doctor's own. The only way to know for sure now...is to set it off. Fortunately, the Doctor had also sabotaged the Master's detonator so that it made the bomb give off a humorous 'Tweet!' sound. TARDIS ownership was figured out from there.

3PM - Departures and veiled threats. Nobody notices the still-burning fire, or that this is actually the age of prehistoric man as everyone leaves.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Heresy!

You like the Purple Menace!?
You shall fall like the Dragon-kind in my war of revenge!!!!1! (nah but I like him too)

Spoiler: I'm telling Spyro you said you liked him!

OT: Interesting thread. Hmm this be a toughie.
My first pick would be Bear Grylls because if we were ever to get in trouble we would have plenty of piss to drink!

My other pick would have to be... Akira Kurosawa. I found his movies to be brilliant and I'd love to just sit around a campfire and talk about his techniques and stuff while drinking some distilled and fermented alcoholic piss.

I tell you who I wouldn't bring though. That Imp Emissary guy, yeesh what a putz

I'm a silly little Imp.

Go right ahead! We won't share the marshmallows or the piss!

I can't grow a beard.

Sheep is awesome. I wish I were half as intelligent and sexy as he was. I'm just too sexy, and intelligent right now. But that's the hand I was given. Oh well.

They better be veggie burgers! Cuz wea in't letting you eat our food. You'll be stuck with leaves and bark!

Silly. We would bring our own meat.
That, or we would hunt it down...... xD