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i cant sleep either. my computers been rendering a 3d project for 7 hours and is very loud. its unusable rite now. im actually typing on my PSP.
 

Angry Caterpillar

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What a coincidence, I've been trying to go to sleep for the past five hours. It sucks.

Go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed. Still awake an hour later? Dink around on computer for an hour, go to bed.

It never ends.
 

EeveeElectro

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Breathing exercises.
Breath in for 5 seconds. Hold for 5 seconds. Release for five seconds.
Repeat
Breath in for 6. Hold in for 6. Out for 6.
Repeat.
Breath in for 7... and so forth until you reach 10.
 

Kae

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I only sleep 2 days a week and I'm ok it may sound weird but it works although it leaves you looking pretty bad and tired also people may or may not confuse you with a drug addict if you do this and yes people tell me I am weird 99.9% of the time they actually speak to me and I scare children when they look at me and they normally yell "mounstruo" or "zombie" and yes mounstruo means monster.

PS: I have no tips on ho to sleep other than sleep every 3 days 2 days of no sleep are guaranteed to let you sleep in less than a minute when you actually want to sleep
 

King of the Sandbox

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EmileeElectro said:
Breathing exercises.
Breath in for 5 seconds. Hold for 5 seconds. Release for five seconds.
Repeat
Breath in for 6. Hold in for 6. Out for 6.
Repeat.
Breath in for 7... and so forth until you reach 10.
So, oxygen deprivation then?

I imagined slowly choking yourself out in order to catch some shut eye. The mental image made me lol.
 

rekabdarb

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put a movie on that you enjoy to help you distract yourself. if i even can't sleep i use my bookmarked Fight Club link and just listen to the first 10 minutes and i'm usually out by then
 

Silent Eagle

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eat some onions theyre a natural sleep sadative.
dont eat them straight you WILL regret that.
make a samich with turkey lettuce tomato and of course onion or what ever kind of meat you like.
helps me get some sleep hours in
 

vamp rocks

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smoke weed....

whenever i cant sleep i just green a bowl :p

works like a charm.. even at christmas!! :D
 

arsenicCatnip

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Rainymood.com

No, seriously. It's a rain-sound simulator thingie that I use when I have trouble getting to sleep. It'll help you relax, promise.
 

Soviet Steve

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In the last 48 hours I've slept for about 3 hours.

I have a French test in about 2 hours, currently posting from college.
 

Takabaka136

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having the same problem you should go for a bike ride if you want some rest. You could also try drinking a coke when you leave for class or coffee, not a monster or similar drink cause thats a bit too much caffeine. Drink a bottle every 3 or 4 hours until 5 hours before you want to sleep.
 

BiscuitTrouser

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Watch an old movie from your childhood. This usually works 9 times out of 10 for me. Watch twilight? Only a last resort mind you. The running idea isnt bad, run until you physically cant move, then lie down.

One personal thing that ALWAYS ALWAYS works for me is this: Turn the whole bed around 180 degrees. Also i listen to audio books. Not sure why that works but it has never failed.
 

Tiny116

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Welcome to the insomniac club!
Take a right to the insensual suicide room, a left to the game room, carry straight on for sleep...thats the long walk by the way!

I bloody hate it!
 

Pegghead

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Try a good ol' Pogo disney remix on for size. These songs are so sweet and magical you can't help but mellow out and relax. Here's my personal pick

 

VinnyKings

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WanderFreak said:
Don't sleep, clown will eat you.
Damn IT! Ninja'd

Uhh I always make my mind blank to try and sleep. Other than that think about someone you really love.
 

notyouraveragejoe

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rekabdarb said:
put a movie on that you enjoy to help you distract yourself. if i even can't sleep i use my bookmarked Fight Club link and just listen to the first 10 minutes and i'm usually out by then
I agree with watching something on. I mean even if its something dull like golf just being distracted from thinking about sleep helps. And if none of that works, do a fuck load of exercise during the day so you're shattered by the time you go to sleep.
 

bluemistake2

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http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
play these at the same time if u last longer then 5 mins i owe u a drink