Captain Price (CoD) Facts

[Ungenericteen]

Soap doesn't talk in fear of angering captain price
Imram Zakhavevs arm did not fly off from a bullet but from Price looking at him

 

[teutonicman]

I know these chuck norris facts are terrible and so are any spin-offs. BUT DAMMIT! They are bloody funny.

 

[Firoth]

Price once decided to test the physics thought problem of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object, so he punched himself in the face.

Price once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

 

[blue spartan 11]

Imram Zakahev only survived because Price used a barret, not a knife.

 

[Broken Orange]

Captain Price doesn't uses water to put out a fire, he uses a nuclear explosion.

 

[Grayjack]

Old thread is old. Captain Price is overrated. Captain MacMillan is where it's at.

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Oh Look, More edited Chuck Norris Facts. Because the internet doen't have enough of those.. -.-

 

[Autofaux]

Captain Price died for your sins. He then respawned somewhere else on the map.

 

[icyneesan]

In Call of Duty 1, Captain Price isn't captured by the Nazis, the Nazis are captured by Captain Price.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Captain Price walked into a mirror and was killed instantly. Because not even Captain Price is safe from Captain Price.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Every action movie ever made was originally based off captain price

 

[Talon Julius]

The U.S. actually didn't have any nuclear missiles during the Cold War. England simply let them borrow Captain Price's mustache.

 

[Talon Julius]

Old thread is old. Captain Price is overrated. Captain MacMillan is where it's at.

Macmillan? That wimp tripped and got gently touched by a broken helicopter blade and had to be carried out by Captain Price.

 

[Dango]

Quick question:

If Chuck Norris, Kevin Butler, the Old Spice commercial guy, and Captain Price got into a fight, who would win?

I really want to know.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

So this mustached man is the new chuck norris joke eh?

 

[Dango]

So this mustached man is the new chuck norris joke eh?

I always thought Kevin Butler was

 

[Korten12]

Price once played MW2 Multiplayer, but he was banned from Xbox Live because he kept throwing knives so far they killed players playing in games on the PS3.

In Single Player.

Without an Internet connection.

Oh man, definitely the best one so far!

OT: The producers of the show '24' originally wanted to base the show around Captain Price, but realized a show based on someone who could kill every terrorist in 24 seconds would be too short.

Near the end of WWII the US was forced to use 2 Atomic Bombs on Japan because asking the British to send Captain Price would be considered overkill.

It is widely believed that it took over 200,000 troops to storm the beaches of Normandy during D-Day. The truth is it was only Captain Price, his mustache, and his knife. He could have taken the beaches in a few hours but he was in a good mood.

Hitler tried to grow a mustache like Captain Price's, but Price stared at him so hard that the handle bar's of Hitler's mustache fell off. This was the beginning of WWII.

Contrary to popular belief, the Price in WW2 and the Price in Modern Warfare are the same man.

Makarov once massacred the most of the civilian populace of an airport with a heavy machine gun.
Price massacred an entire airport with a throwing knife, even though they'd taken off and landed in another country.

Price once played MW2 Multiplayer, but he was banned from Xbox Live because he kept throwing knives so far they killed players playing in games on the PS3.

In Single Player.

Without an Internet connection.

In Call of Duty 4, when Price gives Soap the M1911 at the end to kill Zakhaev, he isn't doing it to help Soap, he just didn't need it and threw it away.

Modern Warfare 2 was originally intended to have a destruction engine like Bad Company, but they cancalled early on because they couldn't make the game engine destroy a building as fast as Price could.

In MW2 Multiplayer there was going to be a perk called 'Captain Price', where he'd join your team for 10 seconds upon activation. But Infinty Ward removed it; games lasting 10 seconds proved unpopular in Testing.

Captain Price was scheduled to make a cameo helping the UNSC in Halo: Reach, but he was removed: The UNSC were supposed to lose the battle of Reach.

Captain Price was going to star in The Expendables, but they had to fire him from production: The final battle scene lasts about 20-30 minutes, not 1.

(Yes, that really is Cpn. Price's voice actor)

Captain Price doesn't have a voice actor, he just wanted the world to think he was fictional so the human race wouldn't become extinct through fear.

these are the best. so many lol's.

 

[Pielikey]

CAPTAIN PRICE

IS

SAXTON HALE

IS

CHUCK NORRIS

I'm getting sick of these rapidly reused jokes.

EDIT: Oh Fuck, 1337 posts. I'm not going to post anymore, mmkay?

 

[Grayjack]

Old thread is old. Captain Price is overrated. Captain MacMillan is where it's at.

Macmillan? That wimp tripped and got gently touched by a broken helicopter blade and had to be carried out by Captain Price.

He wanted Price to become stronger, so he pretended to break his leg. Everyone knows that!

 

[Valkyrie101]

The reason Captain Price wasn't cast for the LOTR triology, was because he would have already made it to mount doom just after the opening credits stopped.

Also because there's no way that Captain Price would let Sauron take over his private sauna.