Captions Needed

[-Drifter-]

I have an image that I need someone to come up with a clever caption for. I'm hoping you guys and girls can help. Come up with a clever caption for the image below. If you can't think of anything particularly clever yourself, give it a shot anyway, or post your own image.

Spoiler: The image in question: (pony related, you've been warned)

 

[SwimmingRock]

"I heard Pinkie Pie mention something about cupcakes."

I'm not sorry! You were all thinking it!

Alternatively:"I'm so cute, I fart rainbows." This works because of her name and the Sonic Rainboom.

 

[smearyllama]

"Your lack of nipples worries me"

She seems to be staring at the chest area..

 

[Tharwen]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the test will come back negative."

 

[Queen Michael]

"Well, it could have been worse. It could have been super-AIDS."

 

[DefunctTheory]

I rest my case.

 

[Melon Hunter]

"Hey, I see Celestia didn't forget about you knocking a cloud into her face after all. Have fun on the moon!"

 

[-Drifter-]

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You guys are all sick.

And it's hilarious.

 

[DefunctTheory]

You guys are all sick.

It's hilarious.

Mwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Voodoomancer]

I rest my case.

I laughed more than I should have.

Especially considering everyone in the house had gone to sleep already :/

 

[-Drifter-]

Mwahahahahahahaha!

I don't get, what's she...

... wait.

GAH!

 

[-Drifter-]

Could use a few more, still.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

"And then f***** my ***** into her/his ****** and **** ********* loads of ***** ****....



....(three hours later) ALL OVER PINKIE PIE'S FACE!!!"

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Double post.

 

[Kopikatsu]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the test will come back negative."

This seems to be most appropriate.

I'll give it a shot, though...

How do you know that you won't like it if you don't try it?

Pinkie Pie thinks Rainbow Dash is butch! Fuuuuu! (Yeah, I suck at this.)

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

"Don't worry, I'm sure the test will come back negative."

....I...Can't top that....Brilliantly done.

 

[Fwee]

"But we're both GIRLS. You can't have my abortion."

 

[Hal10k]

"Glue factory? Why, no, I have no idea why they might have called, or why they said '$500 for the blue idiot'. Heheh...they didn't leave a callback number, did they?"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

That's right...all the dicks.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

"...And then the father says 'we call it...The Aristocrats!'"