Celeb time

[MalloryHartevelt]

I watched Inglorious basterds tonight, awesome film. I was describing to a friend Brad pitt and it made me think.."Brad Pitt old but fit", true right? so lets see what other true rhymes about celebs are out there

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Bruce Willis, strong and........................................[small]fuck[/small].........

 

[AvsJoe]

Mickey Rourke: What a dork.

You can't get more incorrect than that, though. Rourke is a badass.

 

[Diablini]

Chuck Norris, tougher than a rhinosauris.

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

I got another! Hillary duff has a giant muff

 

[Daveman]

Dan Akyroyd; funnier than a haemorrhoid...

I'm not good at this

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

Tom Cruise....can't play the blues.

this should be a forum game really

 

[Sassafrass]

keanu reeves...hurry and leave.... yay

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

M. Night Shyamalan has a twist in every plan (I did my best with that one)

 

[Wadders]

Meat Loaf - Overweight long haired oaf.

[small]I actually like Meat Loaf though...[/small]

 

[Cargando]

Stephen Fry - I love QI.

 

[scnj]

Eric Bana, crap Bruce Banner.

 

[General Ken8]

Britney Spears likes to kill deers
Teehee

 

[Faps]

Miley Cyrus probably has a sexually transmitted virus

 

[Space Spoons]

Johnny Depp has a notorious rep.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Orlando Bloom won't shut... Damnit.

Christian Bale yells at... This is harder than it looks.

Morgan Freeman, voice causes creamin'?

Crude, but it's the best I could think of.

 

[Sassafrass]

Shia leBeouf (How badly did I slaughter that spelling?)...isn't...toguh...This is harder than it looks, okay?

i think you spelt that right. anyway christian bale, didn't go to yale... i think.

 

[Faps]

Tony Blair has perfect hair

 

[barryween]

Dustin Diamond... isn't a celebrity anymore...

Christian Bale, got struck by some hail(?)
Samuel L. Jackson, likes him some action...
I'm not too good at these...

 

[Lukeje]

Sacha Baron Cohen, couldn't keep the dough-in?