Celebrity Deathmatch

[RUINER ACTUAL]

The show has been gone for some time now, but given all the new, modern celebrities and all their antics, who would win in a REAL celebrity deathmatch? Just give the names and who would win. Cause of death too, perhaps.

I'll Start.

Snooki vs. Sarah Palin

Snooki wins a long hair-pulling battle after calling Palin "muff cabbage" over and over. Palin breaks down, cries, and kills herself with her hunting rifle.

 

[NeoAC]

Charlie Sheen vs. Lindsay Lohan

After attempting to have Lohan split in three pieces by "Two and a Half Men" (Guess stars Jon Cryer, John Stamos and Verne Troyer), Lohan plays her trump card; Herbie. The Love Bug comes in running over Sheen's cronies before allowing Lindsay to get the upper hand. She shoves Sheen's face on the tailpipe causing to inhale exhaust fumes and eventually blow up. Winning? Sorry, Charlie. Not today.