Cereal mascots

[Souplex]

Well...

We had generic brand cereal in my house growing up so we did'nt have Tony the Tiger and Frosted Flakes box.

We had Rodney the Leopard on the Sugar Flakes bag. I kid you not!

You poor deprived soul.

 

[Souplex]

The bird that is insane for chocolate balls

I lol'd in real life when I read that. I need a psych ward, immediateleh.

That tucan guy. Or maybe the Lucky Charms man.

And LOL at the guy who said how the Trix rabit is in the eleventh circle of hell. Good one

He was Genghis Kahn in life. It takes killing the male half of a continent and raping the female half to get that kind of punishment.

 

[Above]

***_CORNY JOKE_***

Tony the tiger,because he is a cerial killer
[sub] Get it? cerial,hes a cerial mascot? get it oh screw it [/sub]

but yeah tony the tiger is awesome.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I've always been partial to the Trix rabbit. Give him the Trix already.

 

[The Riff]

Captain Crunch.

He has "Captain" in his name. What more do you want?

[sup]Why won't you love him?! WHY?![/sup]

Do you know his full name?

And i would say Tony Tiger!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Captain Crunch.

He has "Captain" in his name. What more do you want?

[sup]Why won't you love him?! WHY?![/sup]

Do you know his full name?

And i would say Tony Tiger!

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, which is a name filled with so much win that it cannot be described as anything but "win".

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The Fruit Loops Toucan because he so messed up in the head, he goes on adventures with children by using his nose to search for cereal

Take that Coco Puff Bird!!!

 

[The Riff]

Captain Crunch.

He has "Captain" in his name. What more do you want?

[sup]Why won't you love him?! WHY?![/sup]

Do you know his full name?

And i would say Tony Tiger!

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch, which is a name filled with so much win that it cannot be described as anything but "win".

Why couldn't they just call him "Joe"?