Well, since beer is a higher quality unrefined carb, and I've been known to have beer for breakfast, I'm going to say mixing half a pint of Guinness with a shot of Irish cream is a good way to go to start the morning. Car bombs are delicious!
Slightly more on topic, in the dorms at my last job, there was a thing called Cereal Lab. A whole bunch of different cereals along with some other add-ins with suggested recipes for mixing. I never bothered, because it was pretty much the only time I ever got to eat stuff like Apple Jacks or Corn Pops or Lucky Charms. I loved to enjoy the old school stuff unadulterated.