Chainmail bikini

[Woem]

Or at least the next best thing: Tactical Corsets [http://tacticalcorsets.com].

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[APPCRASH]

Scout's motto: Be prepared.

 

[Sir Ollie]

If I was a girl I wear it....or theres always cross dressing.

 

[hypothetical fact]

Too revealing for war, not revealing enough for fantasy, I'll pass on trying to get female soldiers into them.

 

[IceStar100]

She can invade my boarder any time. Then start a ware with not forseeable end but it nation in amazing debt. Then give her BFF free and undesputed controll of the oil.

I think I left the subject somewhere on the.... What where we talking about.

 

[HippySecond]

Apparently corset + bullet proof vest = the new hotness?

 

[InProgress]

It seems to work in the animes.

It may work in animes, but I don't really see the point of a bullet-proof corset if it doesn't protect the upper part of the wearer's torso.

 

[InProgress]

It may work in animes, but I don't really see the point of a bullet-proof corset if it doesn't protect the upper part of the wearer's torso.

I think it's more the shock than anything else.

A soldier approaches with sword drawn. You draw your sword.
A soldier approaches with sword drawn while wearing pink hot pants and a pair of rainbow suspenders. By the time you stop laughing you are dead.

A female warrior approaches with sword drawn. You draw your sword.
A female warrior approaches with sword drawn wearing a chainmail bikini. You draw your sword. If you catch my drift.

Guess I'm to prone to realism these days...sigh

 

[Major_Sam]

Wow...I'd wear that. Very cool indeed.

 

[twistedshadows]

That's...interesting. Though I've worn corsets, I don't think I'd ever want to wear that.
It seems like the extra pockets and such would just get in the way and impede movement, instead of making things easier.
The whole point of it just seems to be in exuding "cuteness," and a non-tactical corset does that just fine.

 

[manaman]

It seems to work in the animes.

It may work in animes, but I don't really see the point of a bullet-proof corset if it doesn't protect the upper part of the wearer's torso.

It's not made for combat. Its just a look, they were made for civilian not military use. Like goth kids and shiny red combat boots.

Goth kids, I miss when they where the outcast/subculture. Silly emo-kiddies. I can't even go see a band in Seattle now unless it is a 21 and up show, emo-kiddies have no idea what is good music or not and spend all their time and their parents money going to every friggen show, no matter who is playing. I tried going to see a couple of punk bands, obvious, old school punk bands. Got damn near chased out by emo-kiddies 2/3rds my age. Thank god deity of choice the giant cancer causing burning ball of death in the sky they had a bar I could retreat to.

As far as that vest goes, I can see that being a neat costume thing someone will end up wearing to a rave, or smiler event. Nothing really outside that. Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

 

[Woem]

That's...interesting. Though I've worn corsets, I don't think I'd have ever wanted to wear that.
It seems like the extra pockets and such would just get in the way and impede movement, instead of making things easier.
The whole point of it just seems to be in exuding "cuteness," and a non-tactical corset does that just fine.

Remember, Russian military is the new black this year, so be prepared to see a whole lot more of this coming.

And a warm applause to all the innuendo in the thread already, it's been a long time since I've lol-grinned so much

 

[swytchblayd]

I'd hit it.

With a mace of some sort.

...Nerf mace?

I like it... its at least more plausible than most of what's worn by the general population of female anime/videogame protagonists/antagonists; those simply defy gravity and age more often than not. I wouldn't mind meeting a fine lady in that getup.

Also, I think the term "tactical" in this case is more referring to "no need for a purse" rather than "no worrying about getting shot".

(by the way, that reminds me of a question I've wanted an answer to for a long time... just how old is The Boss/The Joy from MGS3 I mean, she'd have to at least be in her mid-40's to have participated in WWII, abd her hair makes her look late-fifties, early-to-mid-sixty-ish... but that rack just... gah!~ x-x half the time while I was fighting her at first, I kept getting distracted by bouncing knockers so much that I ended up getting my ass kicked...)

 

[twistedshadows]

Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

I'd take a codpiece with a magazine/condom pouch.

Wouldn't that make your pants fit oddly? Or would you just forgo pants while sporting such an item?

Edit: Or over the pants, as woem has pointed out as the correct way to wear a codpiece.

 

[Woem]

(by the way, that reminds me of a question I've wanted an answer to for a long time... just how old is The Boss/The Joy from MGS3 I mean, she'd have to at least be in her mid-40's to have participated in WWII, abd her hair makes her look late-fifties, early-to-mid-sixty-ish... but that rack just... gah!~ x-x half the time while I was fighting her at first, I kept getting distracted by bouncing knockers so much that I ended up getting my ass kicked...)

Wikipedia to the rescue [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metal_Gear_Solid_3:_Snake_Eater_characters#The_Boss] >

According to the Metal Gear Solid 4: Database, she was born in 1922 and is the daughter of one of the original members of the Philosophers behind the Philosophers' Legacy. She is known in Russia as Voyevoda, literally meaning The Warlord. In June 1944, during World War II, she led the Cobra unit to victory at the Battle of Normandy. She was pregnant at the time with a baby fathered by The Sorrow. The Boss gave birth to a baby boy on the battlefield via a messy caesarian section that left her with a long, snaking scar across her abdomen. The baby was taken by the Philosophers and would later grow up to be Revolver Ocelot.

 

[Woem]

Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

I'm not sure if they're tactical, but at least someone put a whole lot of time in making these nice chainmail codpieces [http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/tbackmale.htm]: "The cod piece is the most involved of my designs. I spent months of time and created 10 or 12 prototypes before I had a design that was both comfortable and attractive."

Sizes L and XL only. No, seriously.

 

[Woem]

Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

I'd take a codpiece with a magazine/condom pouch.

Wouldn't that make your pants fit oddly? Or would you just forgo pants while sporting such an item?

Even Britney Spears knows that you wear your cod piece over your pants.

 

[twistedshadows]

Even Britney Spears knows that you wear your cod piece over your pants.

I admit that I'm not an expert in codpieces. But still, it seems like a tactical codpiece would be cumbersome over pants.

Who needs pants when you've got a codpiece?

I like the way you think. I'm just not entirely sure society will agree.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

I'm not sure if they're tactical, but at least someone put a whole lot of time in making these nice chainmail codpieces [http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/tbackmale.htm]: "The cod piece is the most involved of my designs. I spent months of time and created 10 or 12 prototypes before I had a design that was both comfortable and attractive."

Sizes L and XL only. No, seriously.

Why do I have the urge to buy one even if it forgoes all style it would still be funny to just roll up somewhere with a chainmail codpiece on

 

[Woem]

Now someone needs to clue me in on a tactical codpiece, that I would have an interest in buying.

I'm not sure if they're tactical, but at least someone put a whole lot of time in making these nice chainmail codpieces [http://www.chainmail.com/chainmall/tbackmale.htm]: "The cod piece is the most involved of my designs. I spent months of time and created 10 or 12 prototypes before I had a design that was both comfortable and attractive."

Sizes L and XL only. No, seriously.

Why do I have the urge to buy one even if it forgoes all style it would still be funny to just roll up somewhere with a chainmail codpiece on

Now everyone is wonder if you're an L or an XL of course.

What, not everyone is? No-one? Euh... Nevermind