Change a quote

[JRCB]

The point of this game is to change a word or two in a famous (or maybe not so famous) quote, and try to make it video game, movie, or music related (or anything else related, I don't care). Provide the original quote, and then the changed one. I'll go first.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

becomes

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and cake."

 

[Hussmann54]

"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I humbly disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

-Tony stark

"They say the best shoop is one you never have to whoop. I humbly disagree. I prefer the shoop you on have to whoop once."

- Me

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi

"An aye for an aye makes the whole world a pirate!" - Me